Milwaukees Best Light

12 oz can. An ode to Milwaukee’s Best LIght: oh, how voluminous sunrays penetrate your brilliant golden hues; how your sparkling halo revives my senses, makes my nostrils come alive, my eyes bulge out with spastic wonder, and my tongue salivate with delicious boquets of heavenly goodness; how I would love to swim in thee, how I would love to have your sparklling attributes flowing through my veins rather than the blood which does instead; what more can I say about your beautiful head, which doth removeth itself from my cup as surely as the sun removes itself from the sky as the gloaming descends every night upon your copper vats? How can I describe thee to mere mortals when it’s the waters flowing from Mount Olympus from which thee originates? **** Okay, that was some bad poetry. If Shakespeare is Chimay, my poem up there is Milwaukee’s Best LIght. It’s watery, it reeks, and it’s one of the worst beers I’ve ever tried--but wait til tomorrow when I review Olde English!!!

Seriously. No Taste. That makes this better than other beer by default because since it doesn’t taste, it doesn’t taste bad.

Serving: 12 oz. can. They actually sell this crap in bottles? Appearance: Pale yellow with a very small, white head. Zero head retention. Aroma: A little on the skunked side with some corn thrown on top. Taste: Just as dreadful as I remember it! Ah, the memories! Adjunct and off bitterness. How I downed this stuff by the case at one point I will never know. Palate: Medium-high carbonation with a light, watery mouthfeel. Short finish thank God. Overall: Even crap would say this stinks.

so I bought this to soak my brotts in and realized, "I havn’t rated this." I was actually looking forward to it since the ratings are so low. I mean at 5.32 for a 12 pack, this is some cheap swill. I know for a fact I have had this in my high school years, more than likely the cheaper choice between itself and Natural Light. From a can, pours light gold, medium white head that fades faster than hell. The aroma is very grainy but unfortunatley it smells mostly adjuncty with lots of corn and light grain dominating. This stuff is so watered down it’s not even funny, lots of sweet and light malt flavors, again a mild corn syrup in the background ending with the flavor of water. Very boring, but again, cheap and mildly refreshing.

12 oz can. 18 12 oz cams to be exact. For a cheapie, it’s ok I guess, but nothing more than that... just pale, pale, pale.

Drank straight up from a 12oz can... not gonna lie, I was shocked at how drinkable this was for the price.

Is this really the best Miwaukee has to offer?! I feel like the residents must be pretty offended over this claim.