"Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer."
W. C. Fields /////
"You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
Frank Zappa//////
3 old men are walking down the street:
One guy says: "It’s Windy!"
Second guy: "It’s Thursday!"
Third guy: "Me too, let’s grab a beer!"