I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.~Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the fools he must come in contact with every day.~Ernest Hemingway
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.~Benjamin Franklin
My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.~John Belushi (Animal House)