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Beer list is for reference only, but beers would be available for RB group tastings...
"Kick off your high heels, let down your hair. Paradise ain’t far from there." Bon Scott
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"The chatter of inferior weeklings wearies me" Garth
"Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That’s why you always
feel smarter after a few beers."
-Claven
I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
That’s why I blew your head off
And your children are all Baldwin
Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me
But also with Balmacks who are giant bees
The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for
But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You fucked up my whole plan
And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen
Your garbage needs some hauling’
And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure
I’m afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling
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Beer list is for reference only, but beers would be available for RB group tastings...
"Kick off your high heels, let down your hair. Paradise ain’t far from there." Bon Scott
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"The chatter of inferior weeklings wearies me" Garth
"Well ya see, ...
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