ClarkVV (3578), Allston, Massachusetts, USA
| 2.3 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 5/10 | 3/5 | 4/10 | 2/5 | 9/20 | Feb 10, 2009 Bottles and draught at Sunset Grill mid-2008. Filtered/force carbonated and I’m not sure whether they pasteurize or not. Regardless, these are some truly washed-out, lifeless beers that are no doubt sterile filtered and full of insipidly sweet, artificial flavors and underfermented sugars. Tastes like candy in a bottle. Sweeter than breckenridge vanilla porter and though it advertises java, it’s certainly not a particularly dainty flavor. The vanilla flavor sits heavily on the palate, mixing in with the chocolatey-sweet sugars and coffee is just an afterthought, adding nothing more than sourness. Little to no roastiness, poor balance, watery mouthfeel. They’ve taken the Stoney Creek Vanilla Porter and made it worse.
1010 (208), Marysville, Ohio, USA
| 2.7 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 5/10 | 3/5 | 4/10 | 3/5 | 12/20 | Nov 28, 2009 Pours a deep black with a tan head. A definite expresso taste with a hint of vanilla. Normally I would love this combination, but something about this beer did not work. The taste were a little harse and did not blend together. I was really disappointed in this beer. Soonah (925), Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA
| 2.9 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 6/10 | 3/5 | 5/10 | 3/5 | 12/20 | Nov 23, 2009 Dark brown pour with a voluminous tan head and average lacing. The aroma was roasted malts, chocolate and artificial vanilla. The flavor had some sour notes as well as chocolate and artificial vanilla. Thin body. Disappointing. coldmeat23 (233), Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA
| 1.3 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 5/10 | 3/5 | 3/10 | 1/5 | 1/20 | Nov 23, 2009 Pours almost black. Two fingers of loose coffee colored foam form and then dissipate very quickly. Lacing is minimal.
Definite coffee notes are present. Sadly, it smells like a cup of Folgers, not a big dark roasted coffee shop cup. The vanilla is also present, although less so. It smells artificial. Slight hints of roasted malts.
The whole thing has a sort of ’metallic’ smell too it.
No, sir. I don’t like it.
Burnt coffee beans dominate the taste. There is also a ’fake’ sweetness to it, that destroys whatever chance this beer may have had. The vanilla is nowhere to be found. There seems to be a bit of hops sourness here, also. This brew is way out of balance.
Very light, waterey body. Not at all what I want from a stout, of any kind. Way too thin.
As this is now a drainpour, I’m going to say that the drinkability is non-existent.
Unless they change the recipe, I hope to never have this beer again.
nwiseman (14), West Lafayette, Indiana, USA
| 2.3 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 4/10 | 3/5 | 4/10 | 3/5 | 9/20 | Nov 18, 2009 From bottle. Aroma is bitter chocolate and oatmeal (?). Appearance is dark brown and light tan head. Coffee is apparent, with some smokey undertones that linger around. Don’t know where they got vanilla from but i didn’t notice any. Overall reaction: Ehh... jb (1035), Rochester, New York, USA
| 3.4 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 7/10 | 4/5 | 6/10 | 3/5 | 14/20 | Nov 18, 2009 Espresso, roasted malt, cherries, chocolate nose. Poured extremely foamy, had to put a bowl around it to catch it, lost some, dang! Brown with red highlights and tan head. Some body to this, cherries, roasted notes, a bit of hops. I liked it. spkldhenlvr24 (456), Newburgh/Buffalo, New York, USA
| 2.5 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 5/10 | 4/5 | 5/10 | 3/5 | 8/20 | Nov 16, 2009 12oz. bottle. Pours an opaque muddy dark brown with a huge khaki head. Nice lacing with some dark sediment chunks. Aroma is full of raspberries, very lightly roasted malts, nailpolish? Flavor is also raspberries, practically NO coffee or chocolate flavors. Medium bodied/med. carbonation. Definately the weirdest porter I think I’ve tried. Certainly not a drain pour but I believe it does deserve this rating. Bitzybrew (37), New York, New York, USA
| 3 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 5/10 | 3/5 | 6/10 | 3/5 | 13/20 | Nov 14, 2009 Overall fairly average. There was an astringency to the beer that took away from its drinkability. durhambeer (1204), Durham, USA
| 3.1 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 6/10 | 4/5 | 6/10 | 3/5 | 12/20 | Nov 3, 2009 Why do I like funky, sour, infected porters so much? There is clearly something wrong with this beer. Pours dark brown with a pretty massive light tan head. Nose is kind of fucked up... bitter coffee grounds, some trash, some cocoa, burnt vanilla. Aromas of waxy chocolate Easter bunnies. Also, big hit of what marshmallows smell/taste like after putting them in the microwave until the sugar burns. Scary but sort of alluring. Like sometimes your fingers smell like shit but you can’t stop smelling them... wait, is that just me? Tastes similarly weird and slightly offensive, but I keep wanting more. I feel dirty for liking this beer.
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