Beer 30 Light

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Pale Lager
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

12 oz can. Clear pale topaz with a small head that immediately sizzled away to the atmosphere. Aroma is of rebar with candy corn stuck to it. Flavor is the same but with less rebar, and added notes of cardboard and papery hops. Light-medium body is dried well on the finish. This one could certainly give Coors Light a run for the race to the bottom.

Has the distinction of being the worst beer i’ve ever had. Has no flavor, and what it does have is mostly grainy and acidic. Very corny and hard to choke down. Avoid.

Jeff Ciesco is the mastermind of this product. He is God. Heaven in a can. $9.99 for a 30 pack. It’s the perfect beer to drink while driving in your car. The police just think you’re drinking grape soda. Highly recommended for long road trips. My buddy and I crushed 2 30 packs on our way down to Miami, FL (15 hour drive).

Rating #500, doing it in style. Lucky enough to find this gem in Southern Indiana. Fantastic packaging job on this, a truly kickass can that doesn’t screw around, and let’s you exactly what time it is (hint: the time is Beer 30). Poured this one into a snifter to truly get the most out of it. Pours a perfect color of golden butter and urine, with a thin head that soon gives way to a swirling white lacing. Lots of bubbles in this one, inviting you to jump right in. Unlike many beers I have drank, this one isn’t worried about looking or smelling nice. Aroma is urine, water, dirty socks, and sweat. Kick ass, I didn’t have time for any fancy aromas anyway. Doesn’t bother with any real “flavor”, and instead just gives you what you need…urine, water, corn, death, taint, spoiled garbage, and rotted berries. Hell yeah, it’s about time someone experimented with the underexplored “urine and spoiled garbage” niche in the craft beer world. Finishes light and sticky on the tongue, suckering you into drinking another (which I will of course, because its ALWAYS Beer 30!) . Even get a little protein out of this one, how awesome is that? Answer: Not nearly as rad as it sounds. Sometimes, the stars align, and you are granted the opportunity to partake in a truly magical beer experience. Unfortunately, this is not really one of those times.

The can, as stated several times before, is neat. Other than tht, it’s so darn awful it’s almost mythological, can any beer REALLY taste this bad?

One of the hottest cans I have ever seen in my life, bright purple. Unfortunately the flavor doesn’t live up to the great expectations that the can gave me. It wasn’t purple, it looked like piss with some white foam. Flavor was the average corn grain with a bit of grass and a metallic finish. Fizzy carbonation. I didn’t realize this was only 3.8%, that is pretty weak if you are only drinking it to get drunk.

Can pour. It is what it is - a cheap beer that gets the job done. Better than many more expensive lousy beers. Ideal for camping or yardwork.

Tastes like a mix of communion wine, aluminum, and the spirit of hard drinkers. Highly recommended for all-day binge drinking and/or buffalo hunting.