Bud Light

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

This is the traditional Saturday night beer. There is no better beer to play beer pong with.

It’s a light beer - there is really nothing to criticize because there isn’t anything to it.

Bud Light holds the lowest standard for beers drank at parties. If you like beer, try to aim a little higher and get a keg of something that isn’t watered down.

Terrible. Budweiser but worse. Literally no smell and no flavor. Carbonated yellow water with some salt or something thrown in it.

Can. Pours pale yellow with a white head. Aroma is pretty bad. Reminds me of a wet basement, or old soggy cheerios. Watery body. Almost no flavor. Hey, at least it doesn’t taste as bad as it smells. The lack of taste makes it very easy to drink, but I’m pretty sure that’s not a good thing.

Was forced to drink swill tonight so I figured i’d best rate it. Faint aroma of malt, corn and not much else. Flavor of water, grain, and not much else. Very smooth and drinkable gotta give it that, but really not a very tasteful beer.

My 100th rating. Pours like diluted cat urine. Smells of morning dew on grass. Nice carbonation. Tastes like pool water with I can’t believe it’s not butter melted in it. I can make a better beer with my lung phlegm, a hersey bar and a head of lettuce.

Light and crisp. No real flavor aside from a little malt and corn. Good for parties. I like to drink a case and then say a lot of outrageous shit and act the fool. This beer is also good for BBQ and getting girls drunk. Bud is truly a jack of all trades.