Busch Beer

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

For my first rating I decided to start at the bottom of the beer ladder: I believe Busch is what you would get if you left one drop of Bennett Dominion Ale in your glass then proceeded to refill it with club soda...actually, what the heck am I thinking?!! That would be 100 times better than this crap! Do yourself a favor and drink this only if no other liquid is available.

Aged a day over two months. Light yellow with a good-sized thick creamy head that dissipates fairly fast. Macro aroma (thats what I’m calling it now...). Starts smelling like urine as it warms. Not much too the flavor... a bit of light sweet white grape bock taste. Watery of course. Decent because it doesn't have the ass taste of MGD.

You see that fish on the label? I’m certain that is there because it is an ingredient.

Damn I lost a bet. It appears to be a basically flavorless beer, unfortunately it isn’t. Should there be a ZERO in the taste column? It is what it is, cheap bad beer, and now I’ll be reminded how bad everytime I hear that ad on the radio.

Offered one of these in a deeply chilled can at a buddy's place after a hot day cutting dead fall on his acerage...what the heck...it was cold and wet.. Looked like weak, chilled urine in color...no odor except a funky corn smell. Highly carbonated, weak little white head. Tasted like a near beer with a bit more body...weak watery tasteless......you COULD down a dozen of these in a sitting and not know you had been drinking beer with the exception of frequent bathroom breaks. About the best part of dowing one of these is the incredible belch you can emit from the ample carbonation....then crush the can on your head for full effect and in respect of the great "bubba" quaffing tradition. A great drink to take to the tractor pulls or a hog wrastlin’ match.

No aroma to this. Very mild sweet flavor, so mild I couldn’t even place what kind of sweet, and slightly bitter. Oh my...why even bother.

Light sweet-sour malt aroma. Piss yellow color with small head. Slightly sweet berry malt flavor. Poor but just as good as Bud and $5 less a case.

Just horrible. A beer such as this makes you belch a lot. It also causes you to urinate very often. Don’t even get me started on the flatulence. Serious ketosis of the breath as well. Maybe people who are pathologically fixated on body excretions are the ones who buy and drink this substance.