Busch NA

This is Clydesdale piss only mixed with some carbonation... Getting my dad to drink this stuff was wrong just wrong.

WCCII: Argo0 boldly stated this was the worst beer in the world. I have had bad beers before so I was really curious. Well, my verdict is that it will be difficult to come up with a beer worse than this. It is indescribably bad. This will be my reference beer for beers around 0.5. Thanks to Argo0 for broadening my perspectives.

Why even bother to keep making it? You can’t even trick a redneck into drinking more than a sip of this foamy urine. It’s my opinion that this so-called beer only exists so that there’s a starting point when we say "bad to good". This horse never left the gate, eh!

I hate regular Busch beer with a passion. More than any other macro. I don’t know why I would subject myself to its foul taste without even getting a buzz. I must be an idiot.

WCCII: With thanks and no thanks to Argo0. So we’re sitting around having this awesome beer party at Aaron and Kathy’s. It’s approaching midnight and after a second round of Kathy’s scrummy Mexican and a belly fully of high gravity beer my senses are getting fuggy and overwhelmed. My objectivity nose and tongue were clearly faltering. I needed a reference beer, something that would snap me out of saturation city and bring me to my senses. Then Aaron says. "Here try this"! Back lit from the kitchen, the can shone with a peculiar mystic radiance. For the first time I can recall a NA beer never looked so good. But . . .on opening it looked seriously insipid, smelt like stale feral cats urine and tasted . . . well I’m not sure of what. I think they left some of that can cleansing detergent solvent stuff in it. One mouthful was enough to help me regain my senses. I kept looking for rating numbers less than 1 but alas none were to be found. But it had served it’s purpose and reminds me to offer at least one NA at my next beer rating party even if it is to break the heavy serious monotony of all that note taking.

Can. When opened I though "oh god, I don’t know where to start". Sitting here in Sumpter, OR at the town grocery store/gift shop/museum and I see thi beast, I couldn’t resist. Watery flavor and essence. Not like most NA beers where it’s like sugary wort, this actually has enough adjuncts in it to be super saturated with them. Smells like dishwater & butane. Tastes like pine sap and spoiled corn husks. Could be used as slug bait, but I see no benefit of drinking this.

Straight up corn water. However, I would like to personally thank Argo0 for sharing his last can.

Seltzer water. Turn your back on this one! Thanks to Argo0 for the sample.