Busch NA

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Low Alcohol
St. Louis, Missouri USA

This is just Busch beer witout the alcohol. The only time I ever drank this was in a dry titty bar, and I paid 3 bucks for a bottle. Just another reason to hate Augie Busch.

Well me an’ Dwayne, he’s my best buddy an’ all since we wuz in high school an’ burn down th’ science lab, tho’ I’m still a’pissed at his hide fer stealin that fine piecea a** tammy sue away, tho’ she did blow up like a state fair heffer I think that’s Dwayne whut did that not treatin’ her right an’ all....well, anyway, we wuz so mad at alla them fellas at th’ plant, theyuz all like hatin’ on th’ President an’ stuff cuzza they must like them Arabs...so anyways, we decides to go up ta Canadia ta Dwayne’s dad’s cousin’s friend’s cabin, an’ I know them Canucks hates the prez too but hell we figgered we’d be all alone an’ hunting’ us some nice bucks an’ just puttin’ back some cold ones an’ we’d show them damn Canucks I tell you whut by takin’ theys bestes’ bucks. Well we wuz all set to do it up fine with a coupla cases a the ol’ Red White an Blue, thats Bud an’ anywone drinks anythin’ differnt is a goddamn Commie bastard fairy. But somehow it gots lef’ behind and affer we finish hollerin’ and rippin’ into t’other one fer being sucha idiot we decides shit we gotta go buy some brew at one’a these here Canuck stores and allas they gots Busch, an’a bunch Canajun shit, an’ so we gets the Busch cuz you know its American anyways, an’ its not so bad an’ this funny Canuck money’s cheap anyways, an’ then we gets back ta camp an’ we fin’ out thet halfa it (cuz we bought two twelves) is thet stuff fer alkyhawlics an’ people whuts get sick on the real stuff, an’ so we jes’ pour sum Jim Beam innit cuz it tase like ginger ale otherwise, an’ you know whut? It ain’t so bad. I’m shore lookin’ forrard to me an’ Dwayne doin’ it up right at Bobbie Jo’s cousin’s (thats my cousin-in-laws you know) nex’ week, gonna have a half of MGD you know, don’t get that lucky ever’ week.

Had to try this water. I was thirsty, ok? Anyway, at least it was different, supposedly.

No aroma. Clear gold with thin white head that recedes to ring. Mildly sweet flavour. Some mild sweetness in the flavour. Decent carbonation and mouthfeel. While this is by no means a good substitute for beer, it is inoffensive and, against expectations, was not the worst of the tasting session and actually was well worth it to see Barry pound it back through a funnel for number 2000. Way to go Barry! Can enjoyed with beerhugger, CapFlu, DumDum, muzzlehatch, radiomgb and Rastacouere.

I noticed that I still have not rated a low alcohol beer. Here’s my chance to sample a low alcohol and the worst rated beer in the database. Personally, I am more terrified of drinking this than going to my dentist twice a year. Pours a near clear golden brew with a medium head that quickly dissolves clean. Aroma of bread dough and some citrus. Taste is high carbonated very light body and hardly any flavor. Finish is high carbonation, metalic and then clean. But going down was rougher than my neighbor’s dog barking at the moon all last night.

Can (12oz). Courtesy of "Grampa Jan" - rating #3100. Light gold pour, looks oily and dead - large fluffy bright white diminishing plastic head. The aroma is very unpleasant, even when damned cold - pesticided grass clippings, hot PVC, metal and corn silage - if I’m honest, maybe a hint of clover. The taste is fricking brutal, though - corn, plastic, urine-soaked newsprint, hummingbird feeder water and weeds, aged in a dumpster in full sun then lightly flambeed. Thin, flat, harsh, fake - ugly aftertaste - utterly worthless after all.

2008-08-24. Crisp transparent yellow body that manages a decent albeit short lived white head with a swirl of the glass. Muted aroma of grainy straw, similar flavour of dilute straw and grassy cereals that are fairly washed out. Vaguest touch of bitterness. Palate is thin, but surprisingly decent for a N/A. At least its not skunky. Wisely chose to depart from it before it started to warm up. The cold is your friend on this one. Can, c/o Biegaman

This canned brew poured a medium sized head of fine to medium sized white colored mostly lasting bubbles that left behind a transparent weakly carbonated weak yellow orange colored body. The aroma was mild and smooth with malt and dough like scents. The mouth feel was tingly and bubbly initially and lasted well into the finish. The flavor was surprisingly good for an NA and I even found myself drinking another with I would have never thought I’d do with an NA beer. It is much like a regular Busch beer. This is by far one of the better NA’s I have had.