Busch NA

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Low Alcohol
St. Louis, Missouri USA

So, for my 2500th rating, I decided to get something special - I was going to rate the the hghest rated beer on this site that I had not had. A quick check of the top 50 reveals that its Närke Kaggen Stormaktsporter. Cool. So, armed with this knowledge, a litle resolve, and 5 dollars, I head off to the Food City grocery store. But here’s the thing - they didn’t have it! Really! (For the record, they didn’t have Hair of the Dog Dave, either. I was prepared to rate that, if I had to.). Obviously, I was disappointed, but what’re gonna do? I had to come up with a new plan. Maybe they had the lowest rated beer I had not rated? What luck! They did.! They only had it in six packs of cans, though. I prefer to rate from a 22 oz or 750ml, so, y’know, I can really savor and reflect on the beer. Oh, and they wouldn’t let me break up a sixer, either. But, nevertheless, I got my rating ! Huzzah! Oh, I almost forgot - this beer is like 100% pure sadness, convienently packaged in 12oz can.

WCCII: With thanks and no thanks to Argo0. So we’re sitting around having this awesome beer party at Aaron and Kathy’s. It’s approaching midnight and after a second round of Kathy’s scrummy Mexican and a belly fully of high gravity beer my senses are getting fuggy and overwhelmed. My objectivity nose and tongue were clearly faltering. I needed a reference beer, something that would snap me out of saturation city and bring me to my senses. Then Aaron says. "Here try this"! Back lit from the kitchen, the can shone with a peculiar mystic radiance. For the first time I can recall a NA beer never looked so good. But . . .on opening it looked seriously insipid, smelt like stale feral cats urine and tasted . . . well I’m not sure of what. I think they left some of that can cleansing detergent solvent stuff in it. One mouthful was enough to help me regain my senses. I kept looking for rating numbers less than 1 but alas none were to be found. But it had served it’s purpose and reminds me to offer at least one NA at my next beer rating party even if it is to break the heavy serious monotony of all that note taking.

SATAN! This is Satan! It's the devil! Horrible! I'd rather drink my dogs loose bowels! Why are people allowed to sell stuff like this?

WCCII: Argo0 boldly stated this was the worst beer in the world. I have had bad beers before so I was really curious. Well, my verdict is that it will be difficult to come up with a beer worse than this. It is indescribably bad. This will be my reference beer for beers around 0.5. Thanks to Argo0 for broadening my perspectives.

where’s the alcohol.

stank in a can. pure swill even for recovering alcoholics

Straight up corn water. However, I would like to personally thank Argo0 for sharing his last can.