Camo Black Ice High Gravity Lager

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

The trick for this beer is to put it in the freezer, and the glass you will be drinking it out of in the freezer as well, for half an hour before consuming it. Ice cold, it goes down remarkably smooth, especially by the second glass, when the warm embrace starts radiating from your core outwards to the extremities. Another alternative is to squeeze the juice of one half an orange and add it to this beer for a unique taste treat. It’s easy to finish a 24 oz of this straight out of the freezer, then sit back, turn the tv on, and wait for the nice warm wave and good feelings to wash over you like a blissful tidal wave, pushing stressors and anxieties to the outer reaches of your consciousness. Enjoy. I wouldn’t ever drink more than one in a sitting, however, as intestinal distress can result the following morning. Also, if you have one of these in the evening, a good idea is to drink a whole bottled water beforehand, take a b-complex vitamin pill, and you will have zero hangover in the morning. Also it’s a good idea to drink several cups strong black coffee the morning after for its protective effect on the liver (google this if you are skeptical). Salud and may the drink bring you many years of health and vitality...

Seriously now. Let’s everyone dismount their high horses and evaluate this objectively. No one should be surprised that this malt liquor: dressed in a black camo pattern and adorned with 5 X’s, is the most vile, putrid, and unholy things to ever assault the senses. However, for those who refuse to cower against such atrocities and love pushing the boundaries reckless and irresponsible consumption, The City Brewery has graced you with Camo Black Ice. For a true test of the human spirit, I suggest making soju (Korean piss vodka) bombs with camo black ice. Only after this unconscionable lack of sanity can you truly claim you’ve swung on the spiral of our divinity and still are a human.

(can - 24 oz) Golden color with white foam. Strong and sweet aroma of corn and malt. Taste is rough and sweet. Not good.

one can is enough to have you yelling at trees!! that is the only redeeming quality, you will yell at trees!!

Pours golden yellow with a white head. Lots of corn and adjuncts in the aroma and flavor. Not good.

24 ounce can. Pours a golden yellow with a decent, clingy, white head that slowly fades and then lingers. Very similar to the silver ice, but with more alcohol. Reminds me of wine. Also has a better apperance. There also seems to be more corn and malt in the aroma and taste. Not a bad beer to get drunk on.

Holy crap this is bad shit. Tastes like gasoline brewed with corn. Terrible. I thought Camo was bad enough but then someone had to go and ice brew it. I would rather eat mealworms off of a port-o-potty urinal than drink this crap again.