Camo Black Ice High Gravity Lager

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

Wow atrocious, i dont know how ppl can type anything but negatives about this brew, if you can call it a brew, it gets you drunk, no doubt, but its horrible, with its burning alcohol taste and nothing else going

I should have know better... the can clearly said xxXxx I know, I shouldn’t have even touched this thing, but it was $1.50 even at the most ridiculously overpriced grovery store in town. I was just way to curious. So anyways, it basically tastes like, well way the fuck worse than steel reserve 211 (most people I know call it "battery acid"), which until today was the shittiest "beer" I’ve ever tasted.

I had to pour this down the drain. I could not stomach this beer, but did have enough to review it.

I rolled into JV’s Deli Mart and gas station in Darrington, on my way to a float trip. I had some time to kill, so I picked up what I figured to be the nastiest malt liquor available, and they had plenty to chose from; four different versions of Camo, plus all the regular suspects. Olde E, Mickey’s, Steel Reserve, etc. I plunked down my $1.79, and told them I didn’t need a bag, but they wouldn’t let me leave the store without putting my purchase in a bag. And not just any bag... I got the official "we know what you have in that bag just by the shape" bag. I asked why it needed to be in the bag, and just got a shrug for a response. I figured that I had scored a bodaciously bad joke beer for a tasting later in the day. Little did I know, that that I had stumbled upon the finest convenience store malt liquor of my tasting career. It didn’t exactly rock my world, but it succeeded admirably at not being horrible. I could actually finish a can of this stuff if I was in a bad enough mood. Must be because it was ice-brewed for extra smoothness.

24-oz aluminum can. Thanks, BitBucket! This fit the "bring one weird beer to tonight’s tasting" theme perfectly. $1.79 well spent.
Have to say, despite being a gnarly little beast of a beer, this was nowhere near as bad as I expected. It’s fairly drinkable and didn’t burst out of the gate with a panoply of horrid flaws.
Clear medium straw. Headless, Laceless. Gargantuan sugary nose. Medium sticky body with sharp fizzy carb. Not much finish. Maybe a little dab of chemical activity there at the end.

I’ve finally found it! The worst beer in existence. WIth an aroma of corn oil and turpentine, a sickly yellow body with no head and a gasoline flavor, Camo is a about offensive as a beer gets. I could barely choke down a 3 ounce sample. This thing is equivalent to about 3 shots, so it will get you faced but rubbing alcohol may be a bit tastier. Absolutely foul.

Found this in Hayward CA, about 40 minutes from my area. Never heard of this HG before. I collect 40s and 24s so this one grabbed my attention real quick. I just knew I would find a gem at this special Liquor store because there was garbage everywhere outside, There was a Check cashing place right next door, and plenty of people outside waiting to jack me for anything I may have had. All who which were drinking their own choice of liquor at 2:30 PM. Drank this last night and just woke up from it. Couldnt finish the movie I was watching, knocked me out I guess. Shit its the second strongest High Gravity available besides Axe Head %11. It had a strange fruity flavor mixed with heavy potent HG flavor...this just slowly became harder to drink. but the imense buzz picked me right back up :) Lots of alcohol flavor to me, and I drink Steel Reserve plenty often. The can is great, it has not three XXX but 5! xxXxx. This is a great HG to drink to get the job done real quick. Thanks Camo Black Ice!

Ohhh la la. I walked two miles into the ghetto the other day to pick up three 24 ounces of this stuff. I nearly got my pocket picked while doing so but it was worf it. After drinking it I blacked out and woke up the next morning naked with quarters stuck all over my body. Then I urinated for two days straight. This beer has one purpose and one purpose only, to get you pickled.