Camo High Gravity Lager

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

24 oz can at some mini mart when there weren’t many other good options. Piss yellow pour with small white head. Aroma of corn, yeast, piss. Flavor of corn, yeast, water. Watery mouth of course. This will get you hammered though, if such is your desire.

Not good. Sent as a bad christmas joke. Not reccomended. Should be labeled with a warning.

You can easily duplicate this stuff if you dump several pounds of the cheapest malt extract you can find into a carboy full of rubbing alcohol. Seriously. And don’t even think about adding yeast - if they did survive the harsh environment enough to start working their magic, you’d get some carbonation and the makers of this stuff apparently want it flat as hell.

If you look up the word "good" in the dictionary and go to the section on antonyms, there should be a picture of this beer. That’s because it is not good. Not good at all. In fact it may have been brewed by the devil himself in order to get a cheap laugh watching beer nerds try to choke it down for a rating. This beer is DISTURBINGLY not good. You will feel dirty and violated after having sipped it. You are a dirty rating slut if you drink this beer. If you can finish this beer, you can likely win on Fear Factor. You know when sometimes you just KNOW something is out of wack. You feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and all. Yeah, I got that when I opened this beer. Not good. Very very very far away from anything resembling good. (See rating for Camo Black Ice for description of the beer. It tastes exactly the same. http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/camo-black-ice-high-g

This stuff burns like Canada House Whiskey. Awfull, who advertises for High Gravity anyway. I was debating even rating this beer first, but then i figured, yea I need to out way goons like Ian the Pimp

The little store on the corner by my house was selling these for 2/$3. I couldn't resist. This was disgusting, but all 40s are disgusting - they for the most part all taste the same too so there's not much to say is there? Although, I did make my first brass monkey with one of these - really a milestone to be remembered and cherished.

Pretty bad, but gets its job done. They also sell this in 40 oz. bottles. One must be very wary of these! This is tolerable swill if you just chug it. The name kind of scares me though.

UGH dad thought is was funny to send as a sort of local beer from Ark (as was busch) HATED IT and the fact it was in a can was worse; but beats the mahana beer any day, hands down.