Camo High Gravity Lager

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

Have you ever gone out drinking, and drank way, way, way too much? Then gotten up the next morning, and took that first, long, thick piss? This stuff tastes like that piss smelled! I saw it for 88 cents a 40oz. in northern Wisconsin.

Let’s be honest--if you’re drinking this, you pretty much know going in what you’re going to get. Pours a clear bright yellow. Strong alcoolic lager smell, with a flavor to match. You’re paying for a quick drunk, not for flavor or character.

The can doesn’t say so, but I believe this stuff would be classified as malt liquor. Tastes like crap. This is probably the worst stuff I have ever tried to drink. Update: I just re-rated this for appearance because I gave Pabst Blue Ribbon a 2 and said I didn’t think it quite deserved a 3. If PBR doesn’t deserve a 3, this crap doesn’t either. It is a f***ing joke that the average rating for this is better than 2. Everyone has a right to their opinion, but what the hell is the matter with you people? Every one of you has had beer better than this but if you haven’t #1: I feel sorry for you and #2: I can’t believe you haven’t given up drinking. Even if I was just drinking to get messed up, I would still leave this stuff alone and do some tequila shots instead.

Bought this at corner mini-market store for kicks. The store a block from my house has 3 coolers full of every possible malt liquor 40, so I am trying them all. This stuff is really bad, even for a malt liquor. Camouflage gimmick can’t hide the fact that this stuff is brutal.

The can is worth the price of admission. At 8.5% alcohol... it’s also a value. Kinda sad when beer is looked at as a value, but I certainly have those days every now and too often. I expected much worse.

The Camo in the green can is the worst. I have to put these in the freezer for a good half hour and almost turn it into a Camo slushy to be tolerable. Tastes like bobbing for rotten apples in a pool of rubbing alcohol. I can’t imagine how horrible the ass end of a 40 oz. must taste. But it does get you drunk with a horrid hangover to boot.

i saw this and just had to try it. straight from the can. smelled skinky and tinny. tasted sweet and tinny. i could not bring myself to finnish it. just plain nasty.

Horrible, that is the only word that can be used to describe it. why must I waste characters on such a poor beer, it was terrrrible