Camo High Gravity Lager

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

Lots of corn in the initial taste, which mellows out as you get bombed off this classic ghetto drink. I can't believe I bought it. Off to rate St. Ides...

Light gold with lots of carbonation. Large head that faded fast. Smells like cat urine and old couch cushions. The taste is sweet grainy corn. Not the worst beer to pass my lips, but close.

I just can’t get past the rotten vegetable and sweet corn aromas, the flavor is ghastly even when ice cold.

What a appropiate name I think this is camouflaged Schlitz Malt liquor for rednecks

Another punk rock show at my bar, another confiscated can of swill...am I lucky or what? So many enticements found on the labeling of this can. "Extra Smooth", it boasts, and also brandishes not 3 or 4, but 5 X’s...whoa! "Super Premium", too! And what does the name mean? Short for camoflauge? But the can is green...should I drink it in a forest and try to blend in? Damn it, I’m so stoked to try this wondrous elixir, let’s pull back the tab, and plunge in! Snap, crack, ah....crystalline clear, golden hued, large offering of snowy froth that rapidly collapses...just right for the style, high carbonation.... Aroma of high fructose corn syrup, butter, and Listerine (R). Raw and reeking of basic alcoholic phenols. taste: limited, and immediately overshadowed by high alcohol content...a drum beats in the brain, and it become a circle, a ring of tom toms pounding a monotonous rhythm designed not for liberating the soul in joyous celebration, but only physical punishment. the mallets meet the membrane in this orgy of sadism (the only way to describe the intents of anyone inflicting this mess on themselves). Very slim essence, almost no real flavor, just slick and somewhat sweet, but, BANG! BASH! BOOM!, the whip cracks and the poor frontal lobes feel the torture...you’re only chasing this dragon if you’re in it for gettin’ crunked, am I right? a more astute and studied scholar of the malt liquor type can perhaps shed light on the finer distinctions of this particular brew, but whatever shades set it apart from it’s brethren, making it more or less desirable, are lost on me. Just stanks...I’m currently on a dare with myself to see if I can finish the damned thing...hang on, maybe I can...no, I’m getting sick...and I’m not happy with this in me, not at all, friends. Very light bodied, with a limp, languid finish, the main staying aspect being the affect of the booze on the brain. Unpleasant flavor, if any. gonna have to save myself, and toss the rest...this is not fun, and, again, you only drink this if you want to get F’ed Up. Well, more power to you, but I’ll stick to tastier vehicles for that particular project.

i saw this and just had to try it. straight from the can. smelled skinky and tinny. tasted sweet and tinny. i could not bring myself to finnish it. just plain nasty.

I gave the higher rating for the appearance and the impression because I think the can is very humorous. The only plus to this shit is the high abv that will get you drunk fairly fast.

Have you ever gone out drinking, and drank way, way, way too much? Then gotten up the next morning, and took that first, long, thick piss? This stuff tastes like that piss smelled! I saw it for 88 cents a 40oz. in northern Wisconsin.