Camo Silver Ice High Gravity Lager

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

40oz. cheap. dirty. booze. jail. divorce. child abuse. jail. hookers. booze

I honestly dont have the words. Seriously. I didnt know the FDA would approve bottling the cum from a donkey, until I tasted a Camo. Now, I dont know whether to puke or get a pregnancy test. Hey Camo Company, shit man, we’re not Al Quada. WOW.

Camo’s suck. They taste like piss, but at $2.50 for a 40oz, and 9%, I can stomach them

A sixer of sixteen-ounce niners for a mere $4.57 and you’ll quickly realize they (meaning me and my friends) call this The Pull for good reason. 1) Hoist drink; 2) Take pulls from The Pull; 3) Buzz your way through the sidewinding spiral of oblivion, forevermore, and; 4) Pass the f*ck out. Repeat daily ... if you want a reputation as a bum, which the clerks at the liquor store will think you are anyway if you buy this. One actually asked me why I bought this and I told her, "It tastes the best," to which she promptly discarded any default respect she may have had for me as a human being.

From the 40oz. bottle (the way a malt liquor should be!). Wow, wasn’t prepared for this. I was hoping to get a 40 of Olde English for UFC (which I like), but the store didn’t have it. Smells like corn tortilla chips. Taste is unbelievably sickly sweet with alcohol asserting itself early and offensively. I actually like malt liquors. This stuff is not very good. Pass on it.

Yes, I use CAMO all the time! It’s a great bicycle chain cleaner and engine de-greaser! It tastes great AND unclogs my drain! I gave a can to my grandmother and she uses it every night to soak her teeth in - gets them shiny and sparkly for the morning! However, I would recommend against giving any of this to the family dog. I poured some into Spike’s water dish and after he drank it, he won’t stop licking his genitals!

Oh God...where do I begin. This is the worst beer I have ever had. The grizzled bums that come into the grocery store where I work won’t even touch this stuff. I bought it for a hooch party I went to. I managed to finish it, but with horrifying consequences. This beer is devastating. Tastes like the novicaine you get at the dentist...and twice as numbing. I can drink a lot of beer, but this one must have shut down a few chromisomes...my thumbs are dissappearing. A truley aweful brew, to be avioded by all. There is no excuse for such a beverage. Just terrible!!

Of course, frankenkitty knew that by rating this, I had to try it. (Sometimes I wonder why we’re friends...) I was forced to pick up a 40-oz bottle and, as my drain pour rating would indicate, I could not finish it. Urine yellow and headless, it smells of wet cardboard, corn syrup, metal fragments, and alcohol. It has an, oily, burning palate and tastes of corn syrup, condemned chemicals, and diesel fuel. This is nasty stuff, even for a malt liquor.

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