Carlsberg Lager

Brewed by Carlsberg Brewery
Style: Pale Lager
Copenhagen, Denmark

Pretty standard pale lager. Translucent gold in the glass with a minimal white froth for a head. It has slightly hoppier on the palate than similar brews. Hard to believe it took me this long to ever drink one.

Cold 11.2oz bottle: Pours a clear golden color with minimal alabaster bubbles around edges. Aroma is of sweet malts and grassy hops. Taste is of grassy hops and sweet malts with hints of citrus. Watery texture, crisp and well carbonated. Ending is of earth notes and grass.

Also called HOF. Lowaverage beer, but much attention to this "probably the best beer in the world". A bit more hoppy than Tuborg, which was my preferable beer some years ago.

Drank a bottle of this while having lunch in the Carlsberg offices, Copenhagen. Surrounded by Carlsberg employees I couldn’t exactly spit this stuff out, but rather grinned and nodded profusely while desperately trying to lose my glass behind a plant pot. In fairness it’s not disgusting, just grainy and uninspiring. I let myself out.

Golden refreshing waterish beer. A typical world pi**y pale lager. Boooring.

I could smell the skunk before I poured the bottle. I have allergies too, think about it. Pale piss gold with a fizzy lingering head. Typical of lagers. The universe be damned the smell makes me dry heave. It has a skunky, almost flatulent musty taste. It’s watery typical of a pale lager. I think I finnally found something worse than sapporro.

Goes down pretty smooth, no real after-taste, but for the most part its a typical green-bottled pale lager.

A Mes rate: What the hell was I doing drinking this? Can’t even remember having it to be honest. Was on my list of rates so sadly it must have passed my lips at some point. Safe to say, my only lasting impression of this is that it was rank.