Cave Creek Chili Beer

Brewed by Cervecería Mexicana
Style: Spice/Herb/Vegetable
Tecate, Mexico

Bottle with a chili in the beer, something different this time. The power of the pepper and i was defeated by this one, give another bottle to friend of mine a real pepper lover and complained the pepper was to big because smaller ones are much hotter. But de beer now golden, orange not a really good head with a chili. Don’t like it, but others does.

Bottle via trade with Cbkschubert. UUUUGGGHHH! why would anyone even think of doing this. What a terrible idea. Smeeled like bad pizza and salsa. Tasted was nothing but the equevelent of pouring chili powder in your mouth.

Botello. Ai yai yai! O Dios Mio! Esse una cerveza muy caliente! Le pusieron sabor de jalepeno a mi cerveza!! Pimiento caliente en cerveza… quien lo hubiera pensado?! Es de lejos la peor cerveza que he seguida en toda mi vida!! Mi espanol hablado no es muy bueno, podría hablarle en Ingles? Si?! Okay! Cómo se dice bungholio flamado en Ingles? Perhaps, “This is one hot ass beer”?! Sheesh! No head was evident other than the slippery lil phallic symbol that squirted out the tip of the bottle and floated within my glass! In a scene reminiscent of “The Stiffler Guzzle” in American Pie, I partook of this sulphureous brew not having a clue as to what would befall my virginal taste buds! I’ve vowed to not take the “low road” that so many other Rate Beer.com reviewers have chosen to embark upon soley for the purpose of unleashing profanities that fail to accurately describe this unbelievably bad beer. I prefer to take the high road & describe the Chili beer thusly: As I took my first sip I sensed that the heat was magma-like. As the heat subsided, a flavor permeated my tongue that I can only describe as what I would imagine the smegma scraped from a dime bag whore would taste like if she had binged on 3 Mile Island chicken wings the day before! The second sip was worse. A part of the pepper broke off like leprosy onto my lip. Just before I swallowed it, I actually was able to conceptualize what Lucifer’s femundacheese would feel like prior to being swallowed! My wife looked on in horror as I collapsed to the kitchen floor. The last thing that I remember as I fell was seeing The Hindenburg & my wife screaming as she dialed 911 - “He burst into flames! He’s on fire and he’s burning! Oh, my! Please! He’s burning, bursting into flames! Oh the humanity!” Please listen to the following disclaimer. I love HOT SAUCE & HOT FOODS! I eat Holy Basil for breakfast! I eat Habanero peppers as most people eat sweet pickles or olives! I am the real deal “Manly Man” that you didn’t realize ACTUALLY EXISTS!! Durkee Red Hot sauce is akin to water in my opinion! This is the reason that I tried this beer! This is NOT BEER! It is nuclear waste that could transform Kim Jong-il into the Toxic Avenger! Consider thyselves warned! Avoid this “beverage” at all costs. My Rating = (ZERO)

Hey babe. Yeah, you in the yellow. How ya doing? You look pretty hot. You gotta a bad reputation, but I’ll give you a chance. Haven’t seen you around here before. New in town? American, huh? That’s cool. C’mere, let me take a proper look at you. Skinny thing, aincha? Clear complexion, but you look a bit pale. You feeling okay? You were quite bubbly at first but you sure went quiet. Lemme smell you. Goddamn, you been cooking? You smell like cabbage soup! Whatever you got going on, it’s making my nose hairs tingle. Kidney beans, gun metal, beetroot juice - that is some nasty shit there. Lemme get a bit closer, I wanna taste ya... Whoa! You are hot! My tongue’s on fire! Call 911! Whatcha been eating? Chiles ’n honey? You’re sweet but you kick like a mule. I’ll say one thing for ya - what you see is what you get, no surprises, but I don’t think this is going to work. I’m going to have to dump you. It’s not you, it’s me. There are plenty of guys in Australia who might like ya but you’re too damn hot for me. Say, is that fire engine here yet? (355ml bottle from Liquor on Parade. Best before 20/5/07)

12oz bottle via trade with cbkschubert - Thanks Craig.. I think.. - Well i’ve had this in the fridge a while and since I was having chicken tortilla soup tonight anyway i thought why not try it.. Pours basically like a budweiser, pale and fizzy with no head. Aromas of straight up jalepeno peppers. Flavor is like drinking jalepeno juice straight out of a jar. Fizzy overly carbonated palate makes this even more painful. First sip I almost dumped it but I had to go back for one more just to double check.. It was worse the second sip.. This is just aweful.. Thanks Craig for helping me to find my new low rating though.. I’m thinking I should have eaten the pepper instead of drinking the beer.. Really bad stuff..

This is a beer drinking experience I will never forget. I tasted nothing but chilli, which I normally love, but which just doesn’t fit in beer. It was chili chili

Very fizzy yellow beer with a head that vanished in about 4 seconds. Smell makes me wince. Far worse aroma than the green chile beers that I’ve encountered. It was like drinking from a bottle of hot peppers. One of the worst.

Face it, I’m the 356th idiot to rate this. Dull yellow body with no head or lacing. It couldn’t look much worse than this. Some fizzyness at the start, but that’s it. Aroma is extremely vegetal. I know what peppers smell like, but this aroma is extremely vegetal. Like fava beans (which I think are nasty) and corn. No real pepper notes here other than the thing that plopped in my Duvel glass. The aroma is offensive and nasty. The flavor is basically the aroma with a lot of heat. Oh, it’s hot no question. The heat actually makes this a little more interesting. While everything else about this beer is the worst ever, the heat factor does help to make is score over a 0.5. I must admit, I am truly fascinated by this beer. They even changed their label to make it even more clear. Wow, for $1-2 this is truly an experience everyone must have. The heat lingers forever. I’ve had 3 small sips of the beer and an entire glass of water and my mouth is still hot. Ahhhhh... this is fun...