Clarks Crossing Bridge City Brown

(Draught) Nice lacing. Thin white head with a copper body. On nitrogen? Caramel malt nose and flavour. Tart, phenolic and astringent. Thin... and bad. I’d rather be anywhere other than here to celebrate my 1600th beer... maybe I’ll pass the time in the toilette throwing up? Yah, that seems like a good idea.