sethdude (603), St. Louis, Missouri, USA
| 0.6 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 1/10 | 1/5 | 1/10 | 1/5 | 2/20 | May 4, 2004 As Afroman once said, "Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby that’s all we need. We’ll go to the park after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed."
Here’s to graduating- 40 oz bottle: Is an artificial gold color, looks a liitle flat. Smells like rusted corn, which is god-awful. Flavor is of vomit, corn and sugar. palate is watery at best. The second most ghetto thing I ever drank, number one being King Cobra. Sully (1367), Woolloomooloo, New South Wales, Australia
| 0.9 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 2/10 | 2/5 | 1/10 | 2/5 | 2/20 | Apr 29, 2004 Another one brewed under licence by ABI in the Philippines. I am so glad I found this review sheet so I can record my ratings of these quality tributes to the brave people who gave us Subic Bay, semi fertilised hen eggs and the Manila folder. Even before I opened this can I was filled with awe and dread. If Trois Pistoles was a ’4’ beer what would one Colt 45 be? So, having fired my imagination before cracking the can I decided to bite the bullet and check out the calibre of this beauty. Man the nose! Just like Lone Star and LS jnr, none. But hey, this is Malt Liquor remember! So its gotta be different to them soft yeller bellies. It is, it hits the gut and ricochets all around it. When the smoke has cleared all that is left is the feeling that you wished you had only tried this in a shot glass. ross (1709), weddington, South Carolina, USA
| 0.7 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 1/10 | 1/5 | 1/10 | 1/5 | 3/20 | Apr 28, 2004 well. i wasnt going to drink this, then i got drunk and watched malibu's most wanted. shit dawg dis be da bes foty up in da hoo otda dan da oe800 man. shit dawg. this is gross. quite awful. serious rating: pours like budwieser. smells like corn and a heavy smell of dog shit. taste pretty bad. i was already drunk when i drank this. swiseman (208), Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada
| 0.8 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 2/10 | 2/5 | 1/10 | 1/5 | 2/20 | Apr 21, 2004 terrible beer. Why would anyone bother to drink this? The low price and higher alcohol content just isn't worth it. Bassy15 (60), Cullowhee, North Carolina, USA
| 1.5 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 3/10 | 1/5 | 3/10 | 1/5 | 7/20 | Apr 19, 2004 i have never actually had this in any glass only the bottle, and like it should be had the brown paper bag. It is cheap, convient and drinkable. It taste like malt and alcohol, but i guess if that is what you are going for; I know i go for that sometimes, and it is so cheap, overall it gets a positive mark. DocLock (4648), Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA
| 1.2 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 3/10 | 1/5 | 3/10 | 2/5 | 3/20 | Apr 9, 2004 The guy below who gave this a 5 should be lobotomized. All my ratings are due to the alcohol's affects on the numbers, not the beer itself. Wuddle (23), Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada
| 3.2 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 7/10 | 3/5 | 4/10 | 3/5 | 15/20 | Apr 4, 2004 I like this beer but I can't figure why they put it in a clear bottle. Do not leave it in sunlight for any length of time. Bish (8), Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada does not count | 0.5 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 1/10 | 1/5 | 1/10 | 1/5 | 1/20 | Mar 15, 2004 Just a bad drink all together. Bad tast, bad smell, bad everything. The only thing its got going for it is the cost.
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