Coors Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

This was the only beer my parents stalked in there fridge for years, so I guess this is the beer I grew up on ( it’s almost child abuse now that I think about it ) and the only reason I’m doing a review of it is because I met some friends for lunch and we decided to order the worst swill on the menu for the purposes of a review. This "beer" (notice the sarcastic quotes around beer) pours a very, very light yellow almost completely clear and the head was non existent. Smell what smell it like sniffing a glass of water, I can’t give it a one for aroma because it didn’t smell bad it just didn’t smell like any thing. Mouth feel was probably the only thing that’s not terrible about this beer, it just feels like a mouth full of cold water with slight carbonation I said not terrible that doesn’t mean it was good. Flavor was very week extremely watered down I guess there might have been some slight grainy tastes and maybe some very unnoticeable hops but that’s about it. Now on to the next bottle of swill we ordered (The waitress looks confused when we keep asking for the worst beer they have).

Again, a pale lager so you should not be expecting much here, however this has the least amount of substance compared to other "lights"... great for beer pong, funnels, flushing your car’s radiator; not so great if your looking to enjoy a beer! (all they sold at the beach! was I supposed to go thirsty?!)

The Silver Bullet! Pours a frothy white cap - just like the Rockies - aloft a pale golden body. Redolent of metal, crayon oil, subtle hints that it might be beer, slight subdued banana fruitiness, metallic unbalanced bitterness; classy. Flavor was unforgettable aluminum, lubricant oil, slight banana sweetness, hints of clove, watery maize, finally punctuated with a rotten-celluloid bitterness that defies description which is accentuated by a carbonated bite that doesn’t do quite enough to wipe away the flavor. The good news is that if you drink it the way they brew it, you’ll probably be too drunk to taste it too.

I had this again at a picnic yesterday. Sadly, my mountains were not blue, but I can say it must be a high threshold to maintain the blue mountains because my beer was still cold. Had little taste and a non-threatening aroma of a single malt and maybe a hop. It did the job.

K. We all know this beer is brutal. 100% swill and the lowest form of beer. It’s hard to drink and it should be punishable to the furthest extent by the beer community for willingly purchacing it. But it’s a light beer so what do you really expect from it? I only had to swallow half a bottle of it for the review and did the review on a crappy restraunt napkin. Zero smell. No taste. It’s hard to convince yourself that you are not just tipping up an empty glass to your lips. There was a slight skunky something as well as it being horribly overcarbonated. There was a small banana flavour, but that was probally from the banana I had on the way to the bar. Empty all the way. A non existant terrible drink. Only drink when you have no beer and it’s offered and you’re walking to get more beer, there is no beer in your future or someone over 50 gives it to you - they must also be a family member who is drunk during a camping trip.

Draft @ Coors field...smells like...well, not much of anything, vaguely beer-like aroma. Tastes the same. Slight corn-y flavor when it warms in the sun. 1 Point for being local and better than Bud.

Why aren’t macro conglomerates held accountable for their awful beer? Just because you see it on a NASCAR vehicle doesn’t mean you should drink it. Vinegary pee.

Just the average American macro pale lager. Not much taste or aroma, and it just pours a boring pale yellow. This is definitely better than Bud Light, Miller Lite, Keystone, etc...