Coqui 900

Pabst Brewing Company
Brewed at Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Malt Liquor
Woodridge, Illinois USA

Coqui 900 is one of the best malts around, I got this from my boy djoe800 in Philly. Minor buzz but great taste from this 40oz legend. Also known as frog piss I belive this tastes better by a mile.

Coming home from a long trip that will always baffle the mind, my driver Quinn and his trusted side kick Wallace stop off at a corner store on 5th and Tabor. I ran inside for Quinn’s usual and distasteful request for Colt 45. This is where I ran into a brick wall known as Coqui 900. This stuff laid in my refrigerator for a week, I told Quinn to take it home with him and he didn’t. It turned my grilled chicken into fried chicken. And my apples into collar greens. What gives? This world was on some kind of stable counter balance before this beverage was manufactured and green tagged. Now our existence has plummeted to an all time low and just goes to show you the shit that people will buy, I know I did.

Good Christ, I had to have funk travel all the way to Nebraska to obtain this beut. It really didn't taste that good, but It took damn near a half decade to get it so respect is given.

Tasted relatively decent for a malt liquor. Not too disgustingly sweet and cleaner than most. I give it some respect for that.

Looks ok, but smells of a yeast infection. Tastes like a standard forty pretty much, at least when it is relatively cold. Really, it is an ok forty with an unpronouncable name. I would drink this again I suppose.

Acording to Philly’s own Schoolly D "Coqui 900 is a B-boy’s drink". Schoolly D wrote a song about Coqui 900, it’s on his 1988 ’Smoke Some Kill’ album. Seventeen years later I’m at the corner of 9th and Washington in the Philadelphia’s Italian Market and find a deli filled with hobos drinking tall boys, 40’s and 12 ounce bottles both inside and outside of the joint. I thought what could be better than a can of beer in a bag for the walk back to the car after having Laotian food. Low and behold the deli had 16 ounce cans of Coqui 900. $1.25 a tall boy (paper bag was free). Oily, bubble gum taste. Lots of corn in every sip. South Philly hobo beer. I’ll give "900" extra points for being Schoolly D’s favorite beer and the can saying it was brewed by G. Heilman La Crosse.

40oz: I heard a lady ask for this by name. "Cokey, yo!" Yellow and grainy. Quite the alcohol fire burning in this one. Underlying notes of sugar and corn. Adjucty mess.

Tasted like a malt liquor made by Miller. Rye, thin, bubbly, corn, adjunct. Terrible.