Crazy Stallion

Tall boy. Apple juice aroma. Slightly sweet corny flavor. Really not all that bad.

I can’t believe this was this good. If I was going for a cheap drink to get me drunk (fast) that wasn’t offensive this is what I’d go with.

Bottle. Poured a clear amber with not much head to speak of. Aroma of sweet corn, grain, and a slight aroma of spice. Flavor was actually very surprising... I can’t lie. In a blind taste test I actually gave this decent marks. I was very surprised to find out his was a malt liquor. I won’t be picking this up any time soon, but I’ve definitely had worse.

Tall can that could easily be mistaken for a can or Arizona Iced Tea and purchased at a bodega. Pours pale straw color. Is viscous and tastes like syruppy fermented corn and skunk. The king of the cheap garbage beers I drank when I was 16.

Thanks for the can Kevin, not sure what I did to you to deserve this. Clear apple juice body with soda-like brown head, quickly diminishing. Nose is putrid spoiled apple cider, intensely heavy with earthy, dirty acetone and drying paint. Taste is no different - rotting red apples and corn phenols. Thin, syrupy texture.

I used this once to strip paint from a volkswagen. It strips the bile from your stomach, too. It’s the first time in my life that I thought I had mistakingly drank Drain-O.

The best cheap malt liquor in the world. I get the best clean hangovers from this delicious beer. When it hits my lips, its like angels singing. It tatses like God’s vagina.

fo shizzle git me a foty of the howse in a skirt drank this often in my younger days before they changed it from crazy horse it was actually not bad