Crazy Stallion

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

After my roommates and I graduated from Country Club, we moved up(?) to Crazy Horse, because it was 10 cents cheaper and looked like Arizona Iced Tea. In the immortal words of Dave Chapelle as Samuel L. Jackson, "It’ll get you drunk, bitch!"

Crazy Horse is such a better name than Crazy Stallion. It does look a lot like Arizona Iced Tea and or a cow. For a malt likka, not horrible. In 40 oz style. Like a slightly sweet standard lager. $1.99 for the whole thing tho is crazy.

The absolute worst malt liqour i’ve ever had. I bought this 24 oncer at the local ghetto mart. The can was old and dirty (foreshadowing of the disgustingness to come) which was a tip as how disgusting it really was. I cracked open the can, instantly I was bombarded with a vile malt odor of corn and vodka. I thought it couldn’t possibly taste as bad as it smells. I was very wrong. I’m not even sure how to describe the rancid taste or the lingering dregs that were left on my palate. My buddy wouldn’t even try a swig, for the smell drove him far away. I took down about 6 ounces and promptly toss it out. Moral of the story, Don’t drink crazy horse.

From a 24-oz can that was spotted more like a cow than a horse... This poured a golden color with carbonation and a head that vanished immediately. The aroma is of metallic corn. The taste reminded me of times when I’ve almost vomited --- that’s the flavoring this thing gives. It finishes with a coat of slime on the tongue.

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i have not seen this in years.although it was crazy "horse’ not "sallion". its really strong in a malt liquor kind of way.be careful with this one.

Now this is just horrible. When I think of crazy horse, I think of pocket change, getting absolutely blasted, and feeling sick the rest of the night and following day. An atrocity.

Wow I left one off from the SD Swillfest 04. This one was darker in color but a bit overbearing on the sweetness. A bit of alcohol coming through. This was one of the more difficult to drink for sure. A slimy corn funk was left on my tounge. Ah no thanks! UPDATE : Wow my horse turned into a stallion weird!

Crazy Horse Malt Liquor. Brewed by City Brewery for the makers of Arizona Iced Tea. It looks exactly like Arizona Iced Tea, but it has a weak and watery taste. Tonight was my friend’s 21st birthday. And tonight we went to the liquor store and a college party. I saw Crazy Horse and I knew I had to have it. It was 2 buck for a 40oz bottle! PLEASE! It’s a must. I drank the entire thing and I had a cheap buzz. College students were making fun of me. That’s bad.