Gluek Stite Light Lager

Brewed by Cold Spring Brewery
Style: Pale Lager
Cold Spring, Minnesota USA

Aluminium bottle. Very pale yellow colour, not far from water. Very small white head. Very watery flavour. This beer is REALLY thin and flavourless. Very close to sparkling water.

A terrible beer, with actually NO taste whatsoever. Not recommended in any situation!

Bottleshaped can. Virtually no aroma. Head almost non-existant. Very watery taste. Nice package, but a ONCE in a lifetime experience not to be retried.

Aluminum bottle. Extremely terrible aroma and flavour with chemical and eggy notes. Completely undrinkable.

Alubottle. Pale watery golden colour with a fast dissapering white head. Weak malty, corny aroma and a thin sweet malty, corny taste. Watery body with a sweet watery finish.

Alubottle. Clear yellow coloured with a very small white head. Aroma of malts with notes of fruits and corn. Flavour of malts with notes of corn. Very watery.

This really plumbs the depths of bad beer. I do like the metal can (it’s a style worth emulating) but with people and beer it’s what’s on the inside that counts. Skunky and grape, laden with adjuncts, with a disappointing thinness and lack of carbonated zing. It’s not even as good as a malt liquor. Another beer from Gluek to besmirch the reputation of Minnesota’s brewing history.

Sweet articficial syrup aroma, cheap wine. Pale yellow, small white head. Horrific sweetness, corn and other crap in the flavor, flavor of aluminium. Undrinkable.