Gluek Stite Light Lager

Pale yellow, not even straw gets this light unless it is sick. Bright white plastic head. The smell of cheap white wine and corn. Really there are more scents, but I resist. Less offensive flavors, thankfully. Seems like a day old glass of chardonnay that had a few ice cubes in in and then revived by a shot of seltzer. The feel is even weak, thin and uninspired. Must be a very unique brewing process to come up with something like this. The finish is sweet and has a mild raisin flavor. Luckily the linger is, for the most part, nonexistent. Another winner out of Cold Spring.

Stinking horrible. Astoundingly pale, grayish head. Nose a combination of adjuncts, extreme sweetness, and rotting garbage. Flavor is nasty, rotting adjuncts, ridiculously sweet, just plain nasty.

A half-hearted effort at brewing a good light beer. Head fades quickly over a fizzy yellow body. Not much in the way of hops and barley here. Flavor is fair and refreshing but not on par with say Old Milwaukee Light or Stroh’s Light. It’s flatter in flavor closer to Bud Light or something equally as ordinary. This brewery knows it’s stuff when it comes to great packaging but they need to brew bigger, bolder beers that live up to the promise of the packaging. Lots of people will try it once because of the allure of the package but repeat buyers will be few.

Light golden color,no head to speak of.I know i’ve smelled this smell before and i just can’t describe it but it’s industrial in nature.The aroma is maybe malty maybe hoppy and there may even be some fruitiness in there as well to go along with the strange smell that i can’t put my finger on.The industrial side now comes to me in the flavor it’s the grist mill in Lakeville,and the flavor is so light it’s hard to even call this beer.Closer to pond water then anything.Mild malt,some sweetness and just a faint hint of hops in the end and some fruit notes some what citrus i believe.Pure crap i’d rather have the regular stuff over this and that one isn’t even that good.

Cool can bottle poured a very light yellow with no head. Aroma was a watery malt and corn. Flavor is watery, light malt , corn and very weak...Miller is better but cool can bottle that my kids can shoot the bb guns at!

It doesn’t get much lighter than this, this headless, extremely pale yellow drink. Not offensive (unless you paid $.99 for it like I did), because there’s not much here. Watery with a faint, sweet metallic aroma, the flavor should be described in terms of trace elements. Lightly carbonated corn syrup water with a finish that’s, well, wet.

To quote my friend<a href=http://www.ratebeer.com/ViewUser.asp?UserID=18655> frankenkitty:
"With a name like Gluek, it’s got to suck-ass ".

<font size=-4><a href=http://www.ratebeer.com/Places/ShowPlace.asp?PlaceID=4540>Sal’s Beverage World, Elmhurst, IL<font size=-1>

über-pale lager with a faint, white head (that didn’t last at all). Aroma of a cold, iron safe... taste was similar, yet weaker. A lawnmower beer for a concrete yard.

"With a name like Gluek, it’s got to suck-ass".

<font size=-4><a href=http://www.ratebeer.com/Places/ShowPlace.asp?PlaceID=4090>Bridgeview Liquors, Bridgeview, IL<font size=-1>

Blue and white 12oz aluminum bottle.
Pours out clear light yellow, almost like water with a yellowish tint.
aroma is non-existent, at least this sample isn’t skunked.
Flavor is .... uh... no favor, is this carbonated water? skip it. It wasn’t horrible, it was just bland. coors light has more flavor than this