Gluek Stite Light Lager

Brewed by Cold Spring Brewery
Style: Pale Lager
Cold Spring, Minnesota USA

Extreme pale yellow beer with a very small head. Very weak malty aroma and flavor. A bad and boring watery "beer".

Aluminum bottle. Extremely terrible aroma and flavour with chemical and eggy notes. Completely undrinkable.

It doesn’t get much lighter than this, this headless, extremely pale yellow drink. Not offensive (unless you paid $.99 for it like I did), because there’s not much here. Watery with a faint, sweet metallic aroma, the flavor should be described in terms of trace elements. Lightly carbonated corn syrup water with a finish that’s, well, wet.

To quote my friend<a href=http://www.ratebeer.com/ViewUser.asp?UserID=1 frankenkitty:
"With a name like Gluek, it’s got to suck-ass ".

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Pale yellow, not even straw gets this light unless it is sick. Bright white plastic head. The smell of cheap white wine and corn. Really there are more scents, but I resist. Less offensive flavors, thankfully. Seems like a day old glass of chardonnay that had a few ice cubes in in and then revived by a shot of seltzer. The feel is even weak, thin and uninspired. Must be a very unique brewing process to come up with something like this. The finish is sweet and has a mild raisin flavor. Luckily the linger is, for the most part, nonexistent. Another winner out of Cold Spring.

Bottle. Well it doesnt taste bad. it doesnt taste at all. Little malty something in aroma. Very clear body.

Very pale yellow body, almost liek white gold, but not pleasant. Topped with a bright white head. The aroma is hot dog water with some notes of bread crust. There was also some bell pepper. The taste is straight club soda with some notes of rotting carrots. Nasty finish. Absolutely putrid.

Picked up single 12-oz aluminum bottle during ABA beer swap. Pours a clear blonde straw colored brew with a fast dissolving off-white head that dissipates clean. Aroma almost non-exists, maybe some light golden grain malt with corn and some citrus. Taste is light bodied, watery with flavors of corn malt, green vegetables and stale hay. Finish is mildly sour, metallic and some green pepper and tonic aftertaste. Wouldn’t use this as a lawnmower beer.

To be fair, it did not taste terrible. It had little taste, and what was there was not on the good side (more like rotten corn), it could be worse. That’s not a ringing endorsement; don’t even bother. It’s not worth the rate.