Gluek Stite Light Lager

Brewed by Cold Spring Brewery
Style: Pale Lager
Cold Spring, Minnesota USA

Bottleshaped can. Virtually no aroma. Head almost non-existant. Very watery taste. Nice package, but a ONCE in a lifetime experience not to be retried.

Bottled. Thanks(?) goes to stouby. Very pale colour. Cheap, dry-ish appley cidery aroma, not awful but just not beer. Might have notes of eggs, I’m not sure. Light as water almost, not a trace of malt, neither is there any hop nuance. It does not taste anything. The low score is for being far far away from what beer ought to be.

This really plumbs the depths of bad beer. I do like the metal can (it’s a style worth emulating) but with people and beer it’s what’s on the inside that counts. Skunky and grape, laden with adjuncts, with a disappointing thinness and lack of carbonated zing. It’s not even as good as a malt liquor. Another beer from Gluek to besmirch the reputation of Minnesota’s brewing history.

35,5 cl aluminium bottle. Very pale yellow colour with a very weak head. Only aroma of some hops and maltness. Thin flavour of water mixed some hops, really awfull.

Piss yellow, no head, ugly as hell. Grain and a bit of maize in the aroma. Thin grainy flavor, like grain-flavoured water. This is shit, the brewery is shit and I’m shit for paying for this shit.

Light Yellow Coloring. Sudsy Aroma and Taste...Little Stale....Otherwise Completely Void of Taste...and I Suppose for That Reason, Not the Worst Beer I’ve Had....yeah....

THIN! Clear almost like water, well, a little bit yellow color. Aroma is not bad, it’s gone....none. Flavor: Thin. No palate.

Bottled (aluminium) Extremely watery and thin. Some rubber and metal are the only interesting notes in this thin brew.