Gluek Stite Light Lager

Brewed by Cold Spring Brewery
Style: Pale Lager
Cold Spring, Minnesota USA

Bottled. Thanks(?) goes to stouby. Very pale colour. Cheap, dry-ish appley cidery aroma, not awful but just not beer. Might have notes of eggs, I’m not sure. Light as water almost, not a trace of malt, neither is there any hop nuance. It does not taste anything. The low score is for being far far away from what beer ought to be.

This was just watered down stite pils with a taste a bit better than mich utra light.

Straw with an ugly grey hue. It has neither head, aroma nor flavour. It’s water with extremely weak notes of malt and a hint of bitterness - at least it was cold!!

Probably the champion worst beer I have ever had, only rivaled by a beer from Pueblo Colorado some 35 years ago. Just bad! Thin weak hops are absent, only real flavor is an off metallic note. Really yuk!!

Until Gluek Light, I have never met a beer that completely undrinkable. Then I met Gluek Light. Bitter, fizzy water. Few Gluek products are palatable, few from the Cold Spring Company before it were any good. Is it the water?

Had 2 bottles with a 12 pack "alumabottle" sampler. The WORST beer I’ve ever had and I’ve had dozens of malt liquors. Maybe even the worst tasting alcoholic drink I’ve had and I’ve had many a MD 20/20, Wild Irish Rose, Night Train, Cisco, Thuderbird, etc. Even worse than Silver Wolf vodka straight. No aroma, color, or flavor. Just a revolting metallic beast. I’ve never met a Gluek I’ve liked. This should be their flagship beer. I gave it a 2 out of pity and because I think if Gluek will make this, they may be willing to make something worse.

Aluminium bottle. Wauv – this must be the thinnest beer I’ve ever had: Pours light, light yellow-golden with a fast-disappearing white head. Faint, sweetish plastic aroma. Flavour is like water with slight notes of hops and plastic artificially added. My first 0.5. Sad! Bottle says "A light beer breweed with a unique brewing process to create a rich full bodied crisp taste. Mission NOT accomplished! They ought to replace the first ’t’ in ’Stite’ with an ’h’. 13-02-06.

Holy hell this is terrible! Bought a variety pack of these, tried on last night. by FAR the worst beer i have ever had! Makes Old Mill ICE taste like gold! absolutley no taste, if anything tastes like flat, old tap water, absolutley disgusting!@!!!!