Goebel

Pabst Brewing Company
Brewed at Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Woodridge, Illinois USA

It smelled like someone pissed into a cardboard box. One sip and this baby turned into a drain pour. Not every beer can be a Hamm’s!!!

Not bad for bottled urine. Very light and crisp, quite watery. Good for late night drinking

I used to get this to drink after we ran out of "good" beer at parties. I bought some recently just to remember how shitty it was. Well, it is. Can’t recommend this for anything other than torture.

Is this still being made? Say it ain't so!! Ingredients: Tin, Water, Pee

This is only slightly better tasting than Colt 45 but it doesnt have the alcohol to get you drunk faster. Junk, garbage, flotsam, gutter material.

You know... this was always in my fridge as I was growing up... always... and because it's so cheap, there was always so much of it. Therefore, I could grab a can here and there and it wouldn't be missed. I once heard someone put a French twist on the name ("Zhhhooobelllee"), but that sure didn't make it sound any better. This beer is junk, plain and simple.

Not so bad. Very much like Old Style or Pabst but with some more cooked vegitable aroma, which brings it down a bit.

The old Goebel was much, much better, but this generic standard is too horrible (it isn't too anything!). All in all, I'd much rather have a Burger Classic.