Keystone Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

12 oz can, little bit of corn, very watery,choice of frat parties everywhere, really cheap but really bad

12oz can- Aroma is sweet grain. Taste is mild sweet grain-hint of caramel, faint hops. Thin but not bad. OK carbonation.

This must be what they are forced to drink in Hell. I can’t imagione anything worse. Once again, I would rather drink from my dog’s water bowl.

Funny story, I actually found a 30 pack of this stuff abandoned in a grocery store parking lot. It was the middle of the night, and I was feeling adventurous, so I made off with it. I haven’t drank this since undergrad, and even then, I was trashed by that point. Anyhow... Looks like something between dirty dish water and urine. The aroma is actually the strong point of this beer. I actually detect a hint of hops over the light grainy "malt". There’s really not much here, and the urine smell I remember isn’t really present. (This musn’t have been in the parking lot that long!) The mouthfeel is thin and watery (surprise surprise), but the carbonation is just a cut below soda, and just enough to give this some amount of life. Where this really tanks again is the flavor. There’s nothing here. This is like watered down Highlife. A little graininess, but mostly grassy corn and a hint of alcohol. When you don’t put any flavor in a beer, I guess you can’t cover up the alcohol. The lingering semibitterness is a bit fruity, a bit funky. I swear, this is the most inoffensive brew imaginable. I almost feel bad rating it so low, but how can one rate it higher when there’s nothing to like, and it’s comparable to real beer!

Ah good ol’ Keystone Light. If this beer doesnt reak of frat parties than I dont know what does. Watered down, some corn and alcohol. I could probably mix those ingredients straight up and it would taste better. Dirt cheap. Pass.

BETTER THN BEAST. thats about the only good thing i can say about it. Tastes like shit

Possibly the most white trash beer i have ever tasted. When i drank it the only thing i could imagine that was worse was licking a hobo’s grundle. the beer is watery and needs to be avoided. The taste is hard to describe because the things that comprise it are not normally ingested by humans (urine, feces, bile etc...) When bought in "30 stones," an empty can overturned, pieces of debris fall from the bottom of the can. It is a light brown and yellowish color with spots in it. My roomate, who is from nearby Wyoming, even refuses to drink it unless provided to him for free and even then would prefer water. To drink this you must swill it instantly so as to avoid vomiting.

America’s least bitter beer, or so goes their slogan. Watery, tasteless, overly carbonated. This is made for drunks on a budget.