Keystone Premium

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Tastes like beer. Gets you drunk like beer. Must be beer, but I don’t see it. Tastes like american standard to me.

its beer...i guess. i gave it points for being cheap.

Keystone Premium is a nice keg beer that can be used for a large party. It’s not very expensive but it’s drinkable.

very pale gold with white head. Large bead. Clean nose. Lacking in carbonation. Not much else

Very cheap tasting beer. For some reason, I swear that there’s a bubblegum taste in there. Smells sugary sweet and looks like urine, but goes down easy.

Oh, boy. There was a post on the forum a few weeks ago (started by Ringo I think) about whether or not you’ll buy crappy beers if you’ve rated out your area. My reply is that I don’t because I’ll eventually get them free at parties. This was a prime example. After a day of drinking hard, I found myself at a kegger with my stepsister’s sorority. I can imagine people in the Coors marketing department talking about the average American wimp’s dislike of bitter beer. They brought the brewmaster in and he said, "Well, I could take out 80% of the hops and most of the malt, and then it would be really flat!" They succeeded. It’s a case of amputating the leg to cure a split toenail though...the result it useable only as a chaser for stronger drinks, and after a lot of other alcohol earlier in the day.

I remember when I was 19 I bought a case of High Life and stuck it in the trunk of my car for a roadtrip that weekend. Mom found the case and confiscated it, I ended up having to buy Keystone to replace it (tight budget). That was disappointing and so was the taste of the ’Stone. "Bottled Beer Taste in a Can" my ass. Ugh. Buy it only to boil brats.