Michelob Ultra

All around watery cheap beer. I guess its good for your women to drink so she can stay skinny.

A very VERY light beer. It really is a beer for people looking to count their calories. As an athlete I’ve had this many times because i cant spare the 150+ calories of other beers. With that being said, the taste clearly suffers. A beer for people who are probably in season.

WOW. The good news is if you chew a piece of gum before, it kind of taste like Perrier. Never have I been more unaffected by a beverage. Water gets me more excited. Tastes sort of like if you found some way to extract all of the sugar out of RC cola and then took out all of your taste buds and then drank it. Boo.

Decent schwill beer very similar to good old fashioned water and a lower calorie count than a soda

Well a rating is a rating and this is just like rating water. But hey, it was free, i was bored and what a better way to kill boredom at a kids birthday party than by drinking a watered down flavorless beer.

Utterly flavorless. I guess they took the flavor with the carbs. Watery as is typical with American light beers.

I’ve heard many people describe beers as looking like piss, but this beer literally smelled like piss. I have never had a beer that smelling like someone took a leak on the top of the bottle. Taste was generic, light, watery. I can’t get over the smell though, absolutely ridiculous with zero exaggeration.

Ummmm.... I’m fat. Look at you you’re skinny. For some reason I think this is better than a double porter bock pigskin syrup beer. Yeah, I agree. Not the best beer in the world. But I’d say its the best beer for those trying on an otherwise vodka and steak diet. Don’t let the Flems but it.