Michelob Ultra

Extremely light yellow color beer. Almost like water with lemon juice squirted in it... Very short lived head. An extremely subtle grain smell, and taste is one of the lightest of any beer I’ve ever had. Not bad tasting, but closer to water than beer as far as the taste. Still, I’d rather drink this over some other beers, actually.

This beer isn’t awful, but the reviews that compare this to the likes of water are correct. The old hoppy flavor is there, but it is very subtle. The beer has no palate to speak of. Very thin, hard to taste, and well that is all I can say about this. A good "lawnmowing" beer.

Very pale looking but does have nice looking tight white head. Smells like sparkling mineral water and tastes like it too. Truly this is bad, the is so little flavour that I thought it was alcohol free beer. I have to say that it’s very clean on the pallet but so is water...

From bottle. Aroma is sour and sweet corny malt forward with some carb/metallic notes. Beer is pale straw with a well retained white head. Flavor is grainy, corny malt with a slight sourness and some hop citrus and earthiness. Mouthfeel is light, clean with a low carb texture for what seems to be medium/high carbonation. Overall, pretty well made and easy drinking, but fairly boring.

One of the palest beers I have ever had; almost clear; almost tastes like water. Keep it on hand though because chicks like it.

(Tap) Pours a pale yellow with a fizzy white head. No aroma. Very watery, with large amount carbonation. Not much flavor either, just a metallic hint at the end. Easily one of the worst beers I have ever had.

xxx pretty bad beer, sorry, but its just not very good and youd be best to avoid it.

Pours paler than white grape juice with a head that lasts about 5 seconds before it’s completely gone. I can barely smell anything because the beer is so weak! Yikes. Oddly enough, this tastes shitty. Hits with a kinda sharp astringency at first, followed by the most watered down cornbread flavor ever. Metallic taste hits the tongue eventually. So overcarbonated it’s like the bubbles have their own flavor. Kinda like sparkling water in that you expect flavor to justify the bubbles, but you get nothing in return. Finishes with a lingering metallic aftertaste. I’m pretty embarrased that I typed this much to review a shitty beer. Drink this if you’re ditzy bleached-blonde club chick who wears open toed heels in cold rainy weather.