Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Bottled. Very pale yellow coloured. Weak and unclean aroma and flavour. Extremely bad. Notes of stearin.

Horrible. Worse than beer from Ghana. How anyone could hate themselves enough to drink this is beyond me. Truly an exercise in discipline. Too carbonated, too watery... If you need to lose weight so badly that you drink this swill, quite drinking beer.

Had to try one of these. No, really. It was litterally forced down my throat. Yes. Somone grabbed me from behind, pinched my nose, and threw my head back to pour this swill down my gullet. Reminiscent of the days when I didn’t know any better. Whoever drinks this willingly needs some serious help ’cause they’ve obviously got self-esteem issues -- boldly walk up to the drinker of this corn-water and tell ’em they look good! Heck, keep talkin’ while you give ’em a real brew (there’s gotta be one nearby) and tell ’em how much better they look with that! There is NO excuse for this ... it doesn’t matter how few carbs it has, no one looks good after drinking one of these and maybe a little meat on your bones is worth a little enjoyment now and again. Sheesh.

Maybe some bready notes in this, but mostly watery. Faint hops. Pale yellow in color. Not insulting, just not something I would prefer to drink very often. Maybe as a last resort.

This is exactly what it claims to be....low calorie...low carb...low taste beer. I love one of these after I run a 20 mile marathon...not

Very close to water...would be refreshing if was playing sports and didn’t have gatorade or water around. Not even close to beer, though.

12 ounce bottle and then another and another… I poured this into a pilsner glass. Pours a very light gold color (straw) and has a substantial head that quickly fades. I smelled the glass before I poured in the beer, nothing. After the beer was in there I gave it a few more sniffs. Metallic is the best I can come up with. Hint, don’t smell it. That’s not what this beer is about. Ever tasted water? Ultra is clean and leaves no after taste. It just doesn’t have a taste. On the palate there is nothing to complain about. And I mean that, nothing. Ever drink water? Can you drink water? If the answer is yes, then you can drink Ultra. BTW Ultra is about low carbohydrates. It has 2.6 grams per 12 ounces and is 4.2 % ABV. Regular Mich is 5% ABV and 13.3 grams of carbs per 12 oz. Let’s do some ’rithmetic 2.6 goes-in-ta 13.3 round about 5 times.

tap - Do you want some club soda with a bit of alcohol? If so, you’re in luck! Buy this beer. It has almost no flavor of any kind. That’s right, even less flavor than most light beers. Granted you won’t find the flavor offensive, but that’s because there isn’t any.