Michelob Ultra

sweet corn and grain aroma. pale yellow. no bite, low carbonation, and extremely watery. hardly any flavor. quite possibly the worst beer ever.

Bottle. Pours a very light gold with a medium sudsy head. No discernable aroma. Extremeley watery, thin and fizzy on the palate. The taste is crisp with a slight hint of sweetness, but I’ve had club soda with more character. There is no joy at all drinking this beer.

can. Pours a really laughable shade of urine with a soapy head. The aroma is also very much like soap or another cleaning or air freshening product. This watery brew doesn’t have much of a taste, but what is barely there is reminiscent of wax and aspartame. It’s quite ironic that this foul liquid came in a container which is labeled as being beer, because this just cannot be beer. Down the drain this goes.

Very very Veeeeerrrry pale golden colour. This may be the palest of the pale lagers. It’s not really offensive tasting, yet the metallic taste it leaves in your mouth is quite mysterious. Really watered down beer that’s the only way I can explain it.

Poured from the bottle (it was free), whoa, the carbonation! A scarily clear pale yellow with a decent head. Aroma reminds me of soap suds. Very sweet, dry, and extremely fizzy. Will my mouth ever forgive me!

This one is pretty weak. Weak body, weak flavor, weak on the palate. generally drank by people who are watching their weight. The slight taste it does have is sweet. But nothing to talk about.

Draught at Miami Intl Airport. Perhaps the vaguest shade of yellow can be found in the icy, fizzy water. There’s unpleasant notes of pineapple and boiled vegetables. Extremely watery with sharp, stinging mouthfeel and absolutely no bitterness. Aggresively empty.

I absolutely hate this beer. It isn’t beer. I won’t accept that it is. It’s fizzy pond water.