Michelob Ultra

Oh man...try not to be too harsh here. If you’re drinking this, then as Bobby Boucher says, "You drinkin’ the wrong water!" Seriously, if you’re going to drink water, my top two picks are H2O Coors Light. So...this beer pours an overcarbonated pale yellow with a white head that gets the hell out in a jiffy. Aroma of...um...nothing, maybe some adjunk. Flavor is straight-up adjunk with a slight unpleasant bitterness. Watery mouthfeel. It’s an absolute joke to call this a beer.

33 cl aluminum bottle. Small fizzy white head that mostly diminished. Spare display of lacework. Clear pale yellow color. Aroma of light grass, corn, mild malty notes. Light bodied with a sparkling carbonation and thin texture. Light sweet flavor with a hint of bitterness. Light dry grassy finish.

Yikes, this was awful. If yoou’re dieting, do yourself a favor and drink tap water instead. Saves aluminum, too.

Pours pale golden, thick white head. Little aroma, little flavor. If I had to drink this on a regular basis I would jump on the wagon.

A pale yellow, thin, fizzy, macro light. This was a complete waste of time for me. I don’t drink for the effect, but for the flavor. There was very little flavor in this beer.

blah. not worth the money. not much taste, not much to say good about it other than the bottle looks kinda neat, lol.

On draft at the Prudential Center for WVU vs. Seton Hall. Poured golden with fizzy head. VERY thin body with notes of sweet malt and corn. Worth it if you have the time and money to crush about 57 of these to actually catch a buzz.

Sampled at the Second Cellar Reduction. The pale-est yellow piss pour that Ive ever seen with the thinest ring of white head. Sweet candi sugar aroma, and banana? Flavor of light banana and cardboard. Thin body with huge carbonation. Not awful, just devoid of anything good.