Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

I wanted to rate something, anything. This is all my mother had in her fridge. What a waste of time. This is such a shit beer!! I,ve had Italian Mineral water with more character than this, "whatever you need it to be!" Off-colored fertilzer, less than apple juice-yellow, water. Smells like my laundry. Not sure if that’s clean or dirty, just remindes me of laundry. HOW DOES ANYONE SPEND MORE THAN FIFTY CENTS ON THIS WASTE OF FRIDGE SPACE??? and why won’t ratebeer let something rate less than a 0.5?

24 ounce bottle. Pours a very clear and very pale straw color with a medium head, piss poor head retention and lacing. Is this beer? Aroma is sweet malts and corn. Taste is grass, corn, soda water. Thin. Watery. Meh.

Well, I was expecting to describe how awful this tasted, but the fact is, it hardly had any taste at all. Very thin and overly carbonated - you might expect some head with all that, but no. It really tasted like seltzer water.

Bottle: Poured a super light yellow color lager with a thin bubbly head that disappeared very quickly. Aroma of very light adjunct and water. Taste is lighter then Coors light which I didn’t’ though was possible with light adjunct and very little else to note. Body is closer to Perrier then any other beer I drank before. One of the blandest beer I have drank in my life.

Very Very pale yellow, practically colorless with no head or lace. Very distant aroma that is somewhat sweet and malty. Sour bitter flavor. More like a bad water than a beer.

This is the least flavor of a beer that I've ever had. It has a tiny bit of that nuttiness that regular Michelob has, but it's so faint that you really have to be looking for it to notice it. It does have a little bit of a citrusy character to it that almost gives it character, but really it tastes kind of like city water.

Tastes like sweat. So watery I don’t know how it can be called ’beer’. ’Nuff said.

A slightly yellow liquid, no aroma, no flavor....wait...there...something sweet...no...gone. Is it 94% water, 5% alcohol and 1% u.ine or is it Michelob Ultra...I can’t tell.