Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

MWBF 2002: Very very very pale. (I recently called the Michigan Brewing Celis White the palest beer I’d seen, but nothing can out-pale this - as pale as I can imagine a beer can be). Smells like sewer. Tastes like soda water with a chemical presence. Bad bad bad. Likely the worst beer ever.

tap - Do you want some club soda with a bit of alcohol? If so, you’re in luck! Buy this beer. It has almost no flavor of any kind. That’s right, even less flavor than most light beers. Granted you won’t find the flavor offensive, but that’s because there isn’t any.

Very clear to light yellow with white head. Smell was almost nonexistent. Taste was weak and watery.

Twist off cap and you are prompted with an off aroma of stale water, but in a good beery way. Very very pale yellow color, almost waterlike. No head. Aroma is slightly sweet in the glass. Good tingly soda water carbonation. Has a slight cardboard taste that reminds me of Coors N/A. No bitterness can be detected. This is perhaps even better tasting than the new Michelob lager. Except for the cardboard, not offensive in any way, quite enjoyable for a session brew. Lacks personality. Easy to drink, like water. Friendly and well behaved. The cardboard fades after a while during the session. Has very little negative attributes during the finish. Remains a pretty good light beer. Finish is quite amicable.

I have to quote Natalie from the "Facts of Life",when I think of this beer. "I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil". If this is the beer I need to drink to lose weight than the only thing I have to say is bring on the deep fried turkey and biscuits with sausage gravy. It's like what happens when you rinse your glass at a beer festival with water it you look down and the liquid in your glass resembles watered down ginger ale.

why am I rating this.....oh yeah, so I can get my stats up....thats about it. I drink this if I’m trying to lose weight.

pretty watery brew with subtle grainy flavors...doesn't even really satisfy the craving for beer...even if the craving is for shitty beer, this beer just doesnt do anything...however, it is unoffensive in that respect, so its not all bad.

Extremely light yellow color beer. Almost like water with lemon juice squirted in it... Very short lived head. An extremely subtle grain smell, and taste is one of the lightest of any beer I’ve ever had. Not bad tasting, but closer to water than beer as far as the taste. Still, I’d rather drink this over some other beers, actually.