Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

I can’t believe that I haven’t rated this one yet - must have slipped my mind. If there are two things that I hate most in this world, it’s American lagers and the low-carb craze. This beer is the perfect focal point for all of my angst.

So where’s the beer part?

Is this really beer? Here’s how to save money and still acheive the Ultra taste. Buy 6 pack of Bud/Miller/Coors. Fill glass half way with beer, mix other half with water. Presto, you have a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra. This is for people on the Atkins diet and nothing else. Its not bad beer, its bad water!

Very light color, can see trough easily. Light head. Smell is light with some malts, a little hops. Taste is weak and much the same as the smell.

this is the ugliest looking beer i have seen since the CCCB. watered light yellow that had a white head at pour but it vanished. rough adjunct aroma. most light beers have a non threatening bland taste. this is actually bad. rancid grape taste that is hard to grapple with. the aroma gets worse as i drink this. Damnit why couldn’t the chick i bought this for have taken the remainder home with her this morning. Screw this I’m gonna pour this out and finish off the bottle of wine from last night.

On tap at Newark airport. Pale yellow with large head. Skunky nose. Some malts in the flavour. Not much too it. Watery and carbonated. Yuck.

Wow, is this really a beer? Way too carbonated and thin, with a chemical taste. Frankly, YUCK. Never thought I’d have worse than Coors Light, but congrats AB, you did it. How the hell is this gaining popularity?

Bottled (UK Version). From Wine Rack, Bourne End, Bucks. Ok... so it doesn't taste of anything, but this could be drunk all day long as it doesn't taste of much, and is far more drinkable than so much out there.