Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

12 oz bottle at the Leprechaun Inn with Eric and Mikey watching this monstrosity. Pours the clearest I’ve ever seen a beer, a medium fizzy head. The aroma and flavor are both basically water, and not exactly clean water. Almost nothing. Not nice at all. Water>Ultra.

Blech. Tried this one at a recent family function. I got watery taste, no aroma, and a lot of carbonation. This beer reminded me of really pricey tonic water. No, no, no, do not do it.

Sampled at the Second Cellar Reduction. The pale-est yellow piss pour that Ive ever seen with the thinest ring of white head. Sweet candi sugar aroma, and banana? Flavor of light banana and cardboard. Thin body with huge carbonation. Not awful, just devoid of anything good.

can. Pours a really laughable shade of urine with a soapy head. The aroma is also very much like soap or another cleaning or air freshening product. This watery brew doesn’t have much of a taste, but what is barely there is reminiscent of wax and aspartame. It’s quite ironic that this foul liquid came in a container which is labeled as being beer, because this just cannot be beer. Down the drain this goes.

12oz bottle from restaurant in Indianapolis, IN. Pours a clear bright yellow color with thin white head that recedes quickly to nothing. Aroma is very faint on this beer with maybe hints of malted barley or grain beyond a slight hoppiness. Flavor is much of the same with grain and wet hay predominant. Light body with a slightly bitter finish.

Why should I even bother rating this? Well I wasted my time drinking this so I might as well waste my time rating this.

12oz bottle- Almost clear with a slight golden color with no head. Aroma of grass and corn. Taste of nothing. I think club soda has more taste.

From the tap, served in a restaurant shaker glass, I want to a have a light beer for lunch today, so I choose this over other macro lights on tap. Poured an ultra-clear, palest of pales, yellowish macro golden, to me, almost sickly looking, I am already starting to regret my choice. Oh yeah, a small soapy foam clean white head, artificial looking. An unpleasant nose, powdery hand soap smell is dominant, faint aromas of corn and something that resembles sweet pale malt and rice. Active carbonation that provides no help to a watery light bodied mouthfeel, medium crispness, but super thin tasting, close to tasteless, corn and the thinnest sugary pale malts, a very light touch of spent grain husks, subtle lemony, the hops I guess, and thankfully, a dry clean finish. I can’t say the taste is offensive, just lackluster and extremely bland. This is not hard to drink, but the taste is so lifeless, I wish I didn’t order it, I just should have stuck with the glass of ice water, it least that’s free.