Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

.8 because it doesn’t taste any worse than i’d expect it. in fairness it probably merits a .5, but i’ve had beers that i expected to be bad, like the elephant, and then were much much worse. this doesn’t have adjuncts or anything. so, i guess my point is pure water would get a 1.0 for me if i was rating it as a beer.

Free round from the "Michelob girls" at Cafe Asia. Light, tasteless water beer. Noticable adjunct flavor and aroma. I was able to finish most of the beer. Gets a semi-decent score for not being offensive. For water drinkers, who like the taste of beer in their water.

I was at a party where this is all they had. My motto is try a beer at least once. Well once was good enough for me. NEVER/EVER AGAIN. Thin brew, weak taste nothing to it.

Oh holy crap. Thin watery nasty weak piss poor and coming dangerously close to the only beer I couldn't finish. I did it though. I agree that there are much better light beers out there. THis one is very light in color, flavor, thin in texture, watery and finishes somewhere in the middle with little aftertaste.

Gross. And to fulfill the character limit, I’ll repeat myself thrice: gross, gross, GROSS.

Bottle: This beer . . . um, if that is what you could call it, had no taste. It makes Coors Light seem like a brown ale. My dear wife of 9 years has a tolerance for all kinds of beer, even non-beers like this one. She appreciates this for its refreshing quality and low carbs. This is why it is in our house. I love how Michelob has gone for the false advertising bit -- Michelob ULTRA? You would expect with that term it would be like a Michelob stout. What would be more accurate? Michelob Barely. But that wouldn’t sell very many 24 packs. So, I agree with many before me who have rated this light beer-colored water -- 0% is appropriate. Thank you, come again!

Bottle: My expectations were very low and they still managed to impress me. Stale, pale, watery, fizzy; just terrible.

No real reason for this to exist. If you don’t like gaining weight, stop drinking beer or start running. Smooth enough I guess, but that’s probably because there isn’t much in it.