Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

On tap. Pours the most like water I have ever seen in any beer. Color really is the same as the purified tap water in India- a slight goldish, river water hint. Aroma is corn seltzer water. Taste is corn seltzer water. This is a beer to have for only one reason: to drink on a golf course when it’s 105 degrees outside. Or I guess this is useful if you want to pretend like everyone else that you’re being sociable by drinking a beer but you really just want to drink Canada Dry.

Is this water? I swear it is. And how the hell does this have 4.2% alcohol? Ridiculously flavorless. If you are a guy and you drink this you either dont like beer taste or you are gay.

Very light in carbs, taste, calories, and much else. i’m not into the carb craze but suppose if i was i’d enjoy this one for that reason. otherwise i dont see why anybody would choose this one

When you are feeling thirsty and need something to drink, reach for this... slight alcoholic water. Looks like weak beer, smells like weak beer, tastes like weak beer.

Pours paler than white grape juice with a head that lasts about 5 seconds before it’s completely gone. I can barely smell anything because the beer is so weak! Yikes. Oddly enough, this tastes shitty. Hits with a kinda sharp astringency at first, followed by the most watered down cornbread flavor ever. Metallic taste hits the tongue eventually. So overcarbonated it’s like the bubbles have their own flavor. Kinda like sparkling water in that you expect flavor to justify the bubbles, but you get nothing in return. Finishes with a lingering metallic aftertaste. I’m pretty embarrased that I typed this much to review a shitty beer. Drink this if you’re ditzy bleached-blonde club chick who wears open toed heels in cold rainy weather.

Very light straw, Quickly diminishing head. Almost no aroma except for some light burnt corn. Ok, best way to describe this is to pour yourself a nice glass of water, take the left over corn from your dinner and put in the glass of water, chill it in fridge for about 2 hours, strain corn out, add alka seltzer, drink the water and you have then had this beer.

Just another light beer. Not really better or worse than most others. I’d still drink it over a full-caloried bad beer.

I’ve never bought this, but since a buddy did I felt compelled to give it a swig. What a mistake...despite the small amount consumed. Well, here’s how it shapes up. Thin yellow water, lots of carbonation, no lace. Aroma is ricey and bud like. Flavor was flat out watery. The finish is extremely dry, but not in a fine wine kind of way, more of a mouthfull of sand kind of way. The finish might make this the worst beer I have ever had. My step-brother-in-law absolutely loves this stuff. It’s true, he states it over and over. Boy, that sure says a lot. Anyway, to put in better perspective....he sipped some Alesmith IPA and nearly gagged. No comment necessary after that. Mich Ultra is a joke, but it’s one that fails to make me laugh.