Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Not good, in the fridge from my roomates. Pours a clear yellow no head of any significance. A bit of grass and staleness in the aroma. Cardboard and stale taste. Nothing but bubbles.

Geez! Only 95 calories! How did they make something that tastes just like water so fattening! Seriously though, this beer is really, really light in color and body, but the head is amazing. Fluffy and lite, it lingers around for 20 minutes or more. They must put foamer in this stuff. By the way, this is my 1,000th RateBeer beer.

This one is hard to rate, there is no flavor or appearance. It looks like im drinking light ginger ale and taste like I’m drinking water out of a glass that was previously used for beer. Smells like shit though. Its really sad, I even feel bad for the bubbles trapped in this mess, they could do so much better. I think I’ll give it a 2.

Clear and glass-like with a faint, straw hue. Wet & musty nose, not very fresh smelling. Very watery up front; becomes very carbonated. Barely discernible cracker-like flavor... or maybe it’s more like cardboard. I’ve had carbonated water that had more flavor. I suppose it’s succeeded in being a low-carb, low-cal beer, but if carbs and cals are of concern to you, don’t drink beer at all. BTW, it’s also low-alcohol. There’s no magic pill.

So I thought I’d give this a try while in Vegas watching some basketball in a sports bar on Recovery Sunday. Forget it-- there is nothing here to talk about. Literally.

This stuff is really bad. Absolutely nothing to it at all. In fact you cannot even really tell that you have drank anything. Like water, or perhaps something to wash your other glassware in.

5% bottle. Very disappointed. Considering the ratings I was expecting something spectacularly vile, but this just doesn’t deliver. Pale and wet. Very still and pallid. A not disgracefully dry, almost fruity aroma with a hint of Badger (the beer). Watery, rubbery, malty. A trace of alcohol, almost peach. Maybe allowing more sugar than normal to ferment has accidentally imparted a half-drinkable dryness, because this beer has a long way to go before it can truly considered a contender for The Worst Beer In The World title. Inoffensive considering it’s low carb.

No aroma. Clear piss yellow. No flavor. Mild urine I guess. Water. I would rate it .5, but I have to save it for something worse. Becaues there has to be that something out there.