Miller Genuine Draft Light (MGD Light)

Tastes just like the regular MGD. Smooth and has no real character. Surprise.

Canned I was tired and thirsty, okay? Yet stuffed from dinner. MGD was all the host had, so I opted for the Light. Fridge was so cold, there was ice inside the can. Probably the best way to have this stuff. I actually could rate this higher since there was nothing terrible in its quiescently frozen state, but there was simply nothing there. No taste is better than bad taste, I suppose, so I won't leave it with a 0.5.
(Re-rated) I'm forced to give this a few more points because while this has no taste at all, I've found a beer that actually was offensive; although that was a bad bottle, not a beer that's bad by policy.

this is just watered down yellow beer but is ok if you want something week then this is the right kind of beer

horrible? yep.

almost not real beer. No flavor and the closest beer to water that I've encountered. Forget hops, malts, yeast. They need not apply.

This is as bad as Miller Lite or maybe even worse. I can't believe I've even tried it.

Color was pretty darn close to the color of the water when it comes out of our bathroom tap: mainly clear, with a tint of yellow. Aroma is non-existant. Flavor is putrid, mainly of corn, with a sour, highly carbonated finish. Absolutely disgusting.

The look of this beer isn't as bad as expected, with a decent color and white head. Nose, however, is pure filth. Flavor is very corn-based...not much here (big surprise).