Milwaukees Best

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

If this is the "best" Milwaukee can come up with, it’s no wonder the Brewers choke every hear in the NL Central.

I had penty of this in high school because it was cheap and when you had to purchase beer illegally you got as much as you could afford. I’m refusing to taste it again as an adult so the numbers are from memory. If I happen to taste it again, I’ll put serious comments. I did not like it then so I doubt I’ll like it now. Appropriately dubbed "The Beast" by all in the know. I gave it extra points for all the good times. (they’re my ratings, I’ll do with them as I see fit)

The worst beer ever made. Tastes kind of like carbonated urine with a slight bitterness, but not the type from good hops, more so a bitterness akin to tonic water. I would rate this lower than 0.5 if that were possible.

The BEAST! Easily one of the worst. Metallic, pissed on swill with a hint of day-old B.O in the nose. Sugary corn and stagnant water in the taste. Even in college I had enough sense to bypass this for the Keystone Light.

$0.01 per can would almost justify drinking this sewage, but not quite. i refuse to give a review of something so awful. It’s like telling someone what a poop sandwich tastes, smells, appears, and fells in the mouth

Someone handed this to me to try in a quart bottle wrapped in the paper bag. I called the police.

The Beast lives up to its moniker: sloppily brewed, too sweet, too carbonated for a cheapy, and leaves you with a bad hangover. Go with Beast Ice for more alcohol content, or go with Beast Light for less crap to give you a headache.

Skunky beer at its best. We called this beer "THE BEAST" b/c it was used for initiations and was just the cheapest stuff we could find. Not for suitable for white collar occassions.