Molson Kick

Brewed by Molson Breweries (MolsonCoors)
Style: Spice/Herb/Vegetable
Montreal, Canada

Bland golden colour. Tastes like mineral water...not much guarana or anything else. Empty, baking soda notes. Huh? What was the point again? Oh yeah, to make people more awake when drunk so they think they are okay to drive. Repugnant both in flavour and morality.

Pale golden colour, thick and persistent white head. Fairly typical pale lager aroma, a bit of graininess. Flavour is also fairly typical, light malt, corn, finish has a slightly vegetal/herbal quality that I can’t pinpoint. A bit of cotton candy flavour in the finish.

Yellow fizzy crap with no head. Sweet cream soda aroma. Metallic corn adjunct with herbal vodka in mouth. Thin and crappy.

Cabbagey DMS in an unhappy marriage with odd rootbeer-like spiciness. Very clear, very pale yellow with a fizzy, white, fully-diminishing head. Very sweet with a cabbagey undertone that really is quite unpleasant even at fridge temp and becomes moreso as it warms. Fairly pronounced finishing bitterness. Strong carbonation. Watery light body. Somebody kick me for buying this. Lager glass, fridge temp. Bottle (Provigo, Apr. 2005).

Bottle courtesy of pintbypint. Light gold with a large white head. The aroma is old gym socks and grass. The taste is sweet carrots and some flavor depleted sugar gum funkiness. Thin and uninspired. This is as bad as the rating would indicate.

Nothing in the way of aroma, real taste, looks. Suds thrown in to appreciate the good stuff. Radekfest #3

aluminum bottle (341ml). Pours very pale yellow, lots of tiny bubbles, fair white frothy head, not much lacing. Like a really cheap sparkling wine. Aroma is very light grain, sweetish yeast, ginger ale or sprite (sickly sweet soda pop), harsh chemical after a bit, maybe hard boiled egg. Taste is the weak, slimy shandy from hell - thin, flat, fake-sweet, not enough hops to make the meter flicker - a cheat and pointless. Don’t taste and caffeine, just chemical sweetness to begin and end. Maybe there’s a hint of fake lemon, but it could just be the lining of the "bottle" being dissolved by the varsol in this scheisse. No palate at all. Iddies will love it.

What is Molson Kick, do you really want to know it? Yes? - , so listen to me! Plenty of carbonation, pale gold brew with white head. Sweet white sugar dust like aroma. Harsh mouthfeel, not sure whether is that combination of alcohol and guarana or not. Very dry . One of the least smooth beers I ever had.