Natural Ice

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Malt Liquor
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Bottled, sample, pasteurised. Pale yellow with fizzed white head, highly carbonated. Quite a sickly aroma, sweet with malt but quite revolting, Presumably a tasteless method to get alcohol into college kids, pretty awful and luckily just a sample of someone else’s beer?

12 oz can. It feels like 100 degrees here and this looked like it would taste cold. Straw coloured beer, white head. Smells like corn flakes Flavour matches the aroma. Fizzy palate, corn and a short but not unclean finish. It’s completely uninteresting, but I’ve had much worse.

This is nothing but an alcohol delivery system, pure & simple. It’s difficult to drink even when icy cold. I have to learn to politely say "No, thank you," when someone offeres me crap like this in their home.

Light yellow straw color with a foamy white head. Just saw Barry’s review and I think to my self, boah, how can I add anything else that he he has not already articulated? Well, I can’t so here’s the normal, or shall I say "natural" song and dance. The bubblegum in my mouth mixes with the scent of my rubber gloves as the commode has backed up and the paper and remnants of corn from last nights supper must be cleaned. I work with haste and diligence to clear the mess, but it is hard to swallow. Mild sulfur enters the frey as I light a match and candle to help with the effervescent encopresis essence. The thin water, yet somewhat syrupy soup subside in the bowl. A sweet vegetable stew. I must now question the quaestuary qualities of a brewery which puts this in a near quart sized container.

At least it gets you drunk. Some people need a reason to drink. Buying this is enough for me.

Tall boy can in Michigan for 99 cents. Light color, light aroma, little body and light flavor. Wet cold alcohol with little character. Proof that you get what you pay for.

I don't like this beer at all. I cannot give any rating above a 1, and I would give lower than that if I could.

Head is initially small, fizzy, white, fully diminishing. Body is clear light yellow. Aroma is trace malt (cereal), hint of DMS. Flavor is moderately sweet, lightly bitter. Finish is lightly sweet, moderately bitter, unclean. Light body, watery texture, fizzy carbonation, metallic. One of the most odorless "beers" you'll find. Unfortunately, the flavor is laced with floor sweepings and flecks from the Terminator's skull. It's nearly peerless...as one of the worst beers in the world.