Natural Ice

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Malt Liquor
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Bottle. Poures a fizzy yellow with a medium bubbly head. Aroma is sweet and also gross. Flavor is much the same. Not quite as delicious as Naty Light...

Great ice cold horse piss.

Can: I was bit afraid to try this one, fortunately I survived without major damage. Golden colour, medium head. Some hops, mild bitterness; overall far below average.

I have drunk enough cheap beer in my life to float several battleships, and I actually like Old Milwaukee. But this stuff makes me sick, I mean literally. I can’t explain it, but on more than one occasion of drinking this stuff, I got flu-like symptoms the next day and ended up getting sick. I don’t know why, and don’t expect anyone else to have experienced this. But it is for this reason that I give it the lowest possible score (plus it tastes WAY too watery).

Poured clear yellow, simple, thin, grainy, little corn, little malt, little vegital.

after god knows how many times in my life consuming this stuff i finally decided to approach it again. looks a little like water would look, if i soaked a bowl of corn flakes in it overnight and scooped out the flakes. metallic corny and off-yeasty aroma - no hops or real malt to speak of simply smells like sugar fermented at minimum cost. doesn’t really show all 5.9% but that’s not really a compliment - with a beer like this i think i’d like to be reminded of what i’m drinking. not disgusting, just not good. at all.

pretty much bad in every catogory. Horrid smell taste is bad and the aftertaste is worse. not watery like i expected but i wish it was, it’d be easier to drink. It’s making my chex mix taste like poop.

If the beer gods allowed me to write one word about this beer, it'd be "undrinkable." However, there's a minimum 250 words that are required to describe this liquified cat litter. Appearance isn't horrible, but certianly not impressive. It poured with a decent looking head, or was that the poison gas escaping? Smell. Eww... is that the dumpster behind McDonalds? Taste... yes, it IS the dumpster behind McDonalds. I can't really rate mouthfeel, since I do not want this in my mouth. I had a hard time finishing this, and let me say, I WILL go into the dumpster behind McDonalds before I sample this again.